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2018: some reading statistics

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I always like to do a round up of some reading stats from the year – last year I somehow didn’t manage it until April, so I’m certainly doing rather better this year. What does this tell us about my new powers of efficiency and determination? Probably nothing, but let’s keep going.

Number of books read
A rather surprising 153! I usually read just over 100, so this was unexpected. Partly it’s because I did the 25 Books in 25 Days challenge, partly it’s because I’ve got more into audiobooks. And living alone continues to give me more reading time.

Male/female authors
I read 85 books by women and 68 books by men – i.e. about 55% by women. I think it’s usually around that number, or a bit higher – certainly I’ve always read more books by women than by men since I started doing these stats.

Fiction/non-fiction
97 fiction and 56 non-fiction (for a slightly deeper dive – 52 fiction by women, 45 fiction by men, 33 non-fiction by women, and 23 non-fiction by men). So – just over a third of the books I read were non-fiction, which is a lower percentage than last year. But still much higher than it would have been ten or so years ago.

Books in translation
I read six in translation last year, and eight in 2016 – this year I fell in the middle, with seven: The Reader on the 6.27 by Jean-Paul Didierlaurent (French), The Murderess by Alexandros Papadiamantis (Greek), Silence in October by Jens Christian Grøndahl (Danish), Sleepwalking Land by Mia Couto (Portuguese), The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera (Czech), Kamchatka by Marcelo Figueras (Spanish), and The Misunderstanding by Irène Némirovsky (French). Only one language repeated!

Most-read author
Nobody got above three this year – and on that level are Alan Ayckbourn, Margery Sharp, and Betty Macdonald.

Re-reads
Last year I re-read six books, and this year I re-read 11 – which might be the most of any year. Eight were for the ‘Tea or Books?’ podcast, two were children’s books, and one was for book group. Which goes to show that I seldom re-read adult books without a purpose.

Audio books
All the Betty Macdonalds and Alan Ayckbourns were audiobooks, and I listened to a whole bunch of others – 15 in total this year. (And yes, I do count them on my list if they’re unabridged.)

New-to-me authors
Usually about half the books I read are by authors I’ve not read previously – this year it was only 60 (i.e. 39%). Let’s say it’s because I’ve read nearly all the authors now (but, actually, I don’t know why this has changed.)

Shortest book title
Wave by Sonali Deraniyagala, with honourable mentions for Naked by David Sedaris, Sphinx by David Lindsay, and Little by Edward Carey.

Most disappointing book
There were a few duds, sadly and as usual, but I really disliked The Fountain Overflows by Rebecca West. It’s left a horrible taste in my mouth, because the characters – and, in this case, seemingly the author – have such unpleasant opinions and ways of treating people.

Longest wait on the shelf
I’m really pleased I finally read The Pooh Perplex by Frederick C. Crews, which I bought around 2002. I wasn’t even an adult when I bought it! And I’m also so glad I waited to read it – this spoof of literary criticism and literary theories made a lot more sense post-degrees than it would have done beforehand.

Most confusing is-it-a-pun title
The internet was divided on whether or not The Plague and I by Betty Macdonald is intended to rhyme with The Egg and I. ‘Plague’ and ‘Egg’ don’t rhyme in British English. They might rhyme in American English. I asked the internet, and the internet could not answer.

Animals in book titles
There are always some! And this year there seem to be a lot of birds again… The Birds by Frank Baker, The Lark by E. Nesbit, Girl With Dove by Sally Bayley, Turtle Diary by Russell Hoban, The Cat’s Cradle Book by Sylvia Townsend Warner, The Shrimp and the Anemone by L.P. Hartley, Pigs in Heaven by Barbara Kingsolver, Ride a Cockhorse by Raymond Kennedy, and, if we’re counting mythological animals, Albert the Dragon by Rosemary Weir and Sphinx by David Lindsay.

Strange things that happened in books this year
Birds started attacking and killing people, a magical garden appeared and disappeared, a fantastic contraption showed dreams, two schoolgirls turned into angels, a talking cat ruined a dinner party, a vegetarian dragon befriended a boy, someone was doomed to repeat the same day until they solved a murder, an author conjured his creations to life, voluntary mute twins started fires, and an artist impersonated his dead butler.

Top Books of 2018

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One of my favourite bookish activities each year is going back through my list of books read and choosing my top 10. This sometimes spills over into 12 (…or 15) but I’ve been strict with myself this year – even if it means leaving out quite a few brilliant books. This year, I ended up putting my list together around 1.30am, when I couldn’t sleep. Not ideal, but the list still reflected my thoughts in the morning!

My usual rules apply – no re-reads, only one book by any one author, and they are numbered because I love a numbered list! These rankings might shift on another day, but not too much. The title links through to the review in each case. Ok, from #10 to #1…

10.) The Book of Laughter and Forgetting (1979) by Milan Kundera

Nobody but Kundera could have written this novel – a patchwork of seemingly disparate events in Czech people’s lives, from fantasy narratives about angels to being stalked by government agents. Its held together by his astonishing ability to draw parallels, and that wonderful writing (translated by Aaron Asher).

9.) Buttercups and Daisies (1931) by Compton Mackenzie

I’ve only read two novels by Mackenzie, and both have ended up on my Best Books of the Year lists for their respective years, so I’m definitely going to have to read more. In this one, idealistic Mr Waterall drags his long-suffering family off on an ill-fated attempt to get back to nature.

8.) Two Lives (2007) by Janet Malcolm

I read this hoping to find out more about Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas – the ‘two lives’ of the title. I did that, but more importantly it introduced me to the odd, innovative, and bold world of Malcolm’s writing. I read two other books by her this year, after Two Lives, but the one that introduced me to her remains my favourite.

7.) A Lost Lady (1923) by Willa Cather

My 25 Books in 25 Days project was great fun, and introduced me to this spectacular novella – a portrait of Mrs Forrester from the vantage of a younger man, whose idolisation of her falters when he realises she has feet of clay. Beautifully written.

6.) Pigs in Heaven (1993) by Barbara Kingsolver

I might never have taken this off my shelf if A Century of Books hadn’t come along, and 1993 hadn’t proved so difficult to fill. Thank goodness I did – this sequel to The Bean Trees looks at the effects of an adoption of a Native American child – as a Native American lawyer seeks to return that child to her community.

5.) The Gipsy in the Parlour (1954) by Margery Sharp

I’ve read a few Sharp novels this year, but this was the most immersive and wonderful. Not at all comic, as some of her books are, it looks at how the arrival of a new bride to a close-knit family can totally and insidiously transform it – all from the perspective of a young relative who is an occasional visitor. Melancholic and extraordinary.

4.) This Little Art (2017) by Kate Briggs

Who’d have thought a non-fiction book about translation could sustain such momentum, have so much intrigue, and be so endlessly fascinating? Quirkily structured, it feels both stream of consciousness and meticulously planned – you won’t read anything else quite like it.

3.) Cassandra at the Wedding (1962) by Dorothy Baker

I’d read one Baker novel previously (and another that turned out to be by a different Dorothy Baker), but I wasn’t prepared for how brilliant this is. Beautifully written, Baker gradually unfolds the lives of Cassandra and Judith – twins alienated and now reunited for the latter’s wedding. It is now top of my list of authors writing about twins, which she does with astonishing understanding for an only child.

2.) The Devil’s Candy (1992) by Julie Salamon

Proof that reading outside your comfort zone is a good idea sometimes – I couldn’t have imagined I’d love a book about the making of The Bonfire of the Vanities movie so much, particularly since I’ve never seen the film. Salamon’s book is so brilliant because of the even pacing and total immersion in the world she reports.

1.) The Sweet and Twenties (1958) by Beverley Nichols

For the second year in a row, my favourite book of the year was by Beverley Nichols! This time, it’s his retrospective of the 1920s that Karen and I discussed when she was a guest on ‘Tea or Books?’. From the Thompson/Bywaters case to the fashions of the period, it’s historically rich and fascinating, as well as being soaked in Nichols’ inimitable style. A total delight!

 

A Tale of Two Families by Dodie Smith (finishing #ACenturyOfBooks!)

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Hurrah! On 29 December, I finished A Century of Books – with 1970’s A Tale of Two Families by Dodie Smith. I was a bit ahead of schedule as December started, and got very casual about the whole thing – reading a fair few books that didn’t cross off requisite years. And then I realised that the deadline wasn’t very far away… but thankfully I’ve finished with a little time to spare. You can see all 100 books here, and I’m sure I’ll do a retrospective at some point soon – and watch this space, because I’ll probably try A Century of Books again in 2020 or 2021.

Anyway, the Dodie Smith was a fun book to finish on, and I’ll write about it quickly. It was written twenty years after her most famous novel, I Capture the Castle, and I can’t decide whether or not I think it shares hallmarks of the same writer. The two families in question are a sister pair who married a brother pair – June married Robert and May married George. (Yes, the sisters are called May and June.) George is a bit of a philanderer, and May’s novel solution is to move them both to a large house in the countryside – because apparently this will make it less likely that he will cheat.

June doesn’t think all that much of the house – too large, too cold, too old-fashioned – but is somehow prevailed upon to move with her husband into the small cottage adjoining it. She tries to bury the fact that she has been rather beguiled with George ever since her sister married him.

Throw in a whole cast of other relatives – the women’s mother Fran and the men’s father Baggy; a bunch of children who are unadvisedly dating despite being cousins; Fran’s sister Mildred – and you have the tapestry for this complex group of people. To be honest, the youngest generation weren’t particularly interesting and I think the novel would probably have been better without them – but I enjoyed all of the interactions between the husbands/wives and brothers and sisters. And Fran and Baggy were both treated very poignantly, contemplating the trials and novelties of old age; it comes as no surprise to the reader that they are approximately the same age that Smith was when this was published (74). Their perspectives certainly felt the most real and emotionally resonant.

The plot is basically a series of set pieces, and seeing how this family deals with their new predicament. There’s also a bunch about househunting, which we know is my favourite thing to read about – and perhaps the most memorable meal I’ve ever read in a novel. It stems from the idea that there is never enough asparagus or strawberries when they are served as a course – and the whole meal will consist of them.

Does it have the same magic as I Capture the Castle? No, of course not, but it was still a very enjoyable read – and even has a dalmatian. Smith knew what the people wanted. It was definitely a fun way to finish A Century of Books!

Stuck in a Book’s Weekend Miscellany

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It’s that time of year when I don’t really have a clue what day of the week it is… but my phone reliably assures me that it’s Saturday today. I’m back in Oxfordshire, after a nice long time at home, but not back to work until 2nd January – so plenty of time to dedicate to even more reading. And finishing my final A Century of Books title! Before that – the usual miscellany.

1.) The link – for UK readers only, I think, I’m afraid. I’ve just watched The Bishop’s Wife on iPlayer (you can too at this link for the next three weeks) – hopefully the film is accessible elsewhere if you’re out of the UK. It’s adapted from a 1928 novel by Robert Nathan (a writer I love), and was made in 1947 with Cary Grant, Loretta Young, and David Niven – all about an angel who comes to solve some problems (though not the problems the bishop expects).

2.) The blog post – I love the end of the year in the book blogging world, because I love reading Best of The Year lists (mine to come soon), and I love seeing what reading resolutions people have. I don’t think I have any for 2019, at least not yet, but enjoy Thomas’s.

3.) The book – I don’t think I’ve mentioned that the latest Furrowed Middlebrow books are coming out soon – including all three sequels to Mrs Tim of the Regiment by D.E. Stevenson! They’re coming out in January, I think, and I have review copies I’m excited about diving into soon. More here.

Two Margery Sharp novels

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I’ve been on a bit of a mini Margery Sharp spree this year, having bought up books by her for quite a few years. I’ve read three this year, bringing my total to six – and first bought and read her around 2004, on the advice of P.G. Wodehouse. (By this I mean that he mentions how much he liked The Foolish Gentlewoman in his letters, and I bought a copy after that.) Then there was a gap of about ten years, but I’m making up for lost time.

I wrote about my favourite of this year’s three in August, The Gipsy in the Parlour, and I’ll write about the other two here – Britannia Mews (1946) and Lise Lillywhite (1951).

It’s interesting that she chose the name Britannia Mews rather than Adelaide or similar, because the novel follows Adelaide Culver from childhood to the end of her long life – spent, for the most part, in a house on Britannia Mews. The first few years of her life are in a more reputable street in the mid-nineteenth century, near which Britannia Mews is a slum they scrupulously avoid. Adelaide is brought up strictly and properly by her respectable family, and she is mostly happy with her gilded cage – until she falls in love with her drawing master. One thing leads to another, they elope, and can only afford to live in that self-same Britannia Mews.

I’m reluctant to spoil any of the other things that happen in this excellent novel, as Adelaide finds herself tied to the mews – seeing its fashion change over the years, and her own circle and identity moulded with it. She is isolated from her extended family (though the reader does occasionally pop over to Surbiton to see their honourable lives), and undergoes significant hardship. Characters often don’t change a lot in long novels, as though they are fully-formed from the outset; Sharp shows us exactly what impact these hardships have on the once-naive character of Adelaide. It is far from a miserable novel, but it is a realist one. Some of the characters are lively and witty, but the novel is not itself witty – nothing like Sharp can be in, say, Cluny Brown. But it is very immersive and well-written, and I’ve yet to find a mode of Sharp’s writing that I don’t admire and relish.

Over to Lise Lillywhite – where, curiously, she does get the title despite having relatively little narrative drive. Rather, the novel is about what people think of her and how they treat her – starting off with her being escorted to the family seat in Somerset, having been brought up in France. Her protective – not to say domineering – aunt Amelie controls the parameters of her life, and seeks to control the whole household.

Her relationship with the Somerset Lillywhites is not so familial to prevent one of the family, Martin (the principal narrator) taking a shine to her – and she ends up in a love triangle between him and an exiled Polish count known as Stan. Her own views of them are kept relatively hidden – she remains the object of their affections, in every sense of the word ‘object’. She gets rather less compliant in the second half of the novel, in a very well handled moment where we enter her mind and get sudden access to her long-withheld views. It is very effectively done, and a brave technique to withhold for so long.

The love triangle is one thing – it is engaging, and unexpected – but I also really liked this novel for its portrait of postwar England trying to piece itself together. For the relentless pursuit of nylons, if nothing else.

It’s Sharp in yet another mode – she seems to be endlessly surprising herself, even while all the variant tones she has tried in the novels I’ve read are recognisably from the same pen. There are still plenty of her novels on my shelves yet to read, and I’m looking forward to finding out still more about her.

How unpleasant is too unpleasant?

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(An alternative title for this post could be “how can I write about one of my final A Century of Books titles when I don’t want to write a review of it”.)

Back in October, Lizzy’s Literary Life ran an NYRB Classics fortnight – and I started reading Raymond Kennedy’s Ride a Cockhorse (1991), which I bought in America a few years ago. Naturally, I didn’t finish it in time – and, indeed, finished somewhere in the middle of December. And that was grudgingly, in order to finish a 1991 book for A Century of Books – because I rather hated it.

It started off promisingly, albeit bizarrely – in the sudden change of Mrs Frankie Fitzgibbons. Having been a mild-mannered bank employee for many years, she has a sudden lust for power and vitality and, well, lust. Specifically with the teenage member of a marching band, who is the first victim (though a willing one) of her personality transformation. Having sated herself with him, we don’t hear from him again – Frankie turns her attention to the bank.

And then most of the book sees her meteoric and ruthless rise to power at the bank – firing loyal employees, threatening turncoats, and wilfully destroying the lives of anybody who says a word against her. It is all rather grandiose and over the top, but had a thread of believability at the centre – that is, if somebody did turn this monstrously ambitious, would anybody be able to stand in their way? (The NYRB Classics edition’s claim that it presages the rise of Sarah Palin is rather a stretch…)

I could see what Kennedy was doing, I think. It was supposed to be black humour, as well (perhaps) as showing how women are treated differently from men when it comes to ruthlessness or ambition. And I recognise that Frankie isn’t supposed to be likeable. But… I hated it.

One of the things I really can’t stand (in books or in real life) is selfishness that is wildly out of balance. I can just about understand the motivation of a character who ruins another’s life for enormous gain, even if wouldn’t be pleasant to read – but those who do it on a whim make me sad and angry. Not a scholarly response, but I’ll put it on the list of traits that blackball a book for me…

So, I did make it to the end of Ride a Cockhorse, but I rather wish I hadn’t and my copy has already gone to the charity shop.

Are there traits that have the same effect for you? Is there anything that’s a long way below murder etc that still puts a character beyond the pale for you? Join my ire!

(The remaining two books for my A Century of Books are much more up my street.)

 

Merry Christmas!

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Yea Lord, we greet thee
Born this happy morning
Jesus, to you be glory given
Word of the Father, now in flesh appearing,
O come let us adore him!

A very happy Christmas to you all – I hope you find books under the tree and joy in the season.

Book Postscript 2018 meme

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Rick keeps putting out memes/tags, and I keep copying ’em! This one came originally from a vlog called Memento Mori, which is a slightly ominous origin for an end-of-year tag – but let’s run with it. And it’s only the 21st December as I write this, so there’s definitely some more books to come – but I’m saving up the last few days of 2018 for my Best Books of the Year list, and the run-down of stats I do every year. (I’ve skipped the last question of this, because it’s reflecting on my year as a blogger, and that might come later.)

1) What’s the longest book I read this year and the book that took me the longest to finish?

I think the longest book I read might be Edward Carey’s Little, at around 550 pages. Some of the other longer books were Dorothy Whipple’s The Priory and Stuart Turton’s The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle – as you know, I don’t read super long books all that often.

As for the one it took me longest to finish – I started When Heaven is Silent by Ron Dunn in around 2010 and finally finished it this year, so I think eight years has got to be my 2018 record.

2) What book did I read in 2018 that was outside of my comfort zone?

The most successful one I read outside my comfort zone was Kamchatka by Marcelo Figueras – for my book group. It’s about the Argentinian civil war and it’s really good – in fact, it might be the only book group book from 2018 that I enjoyed, besides the ones I suggested.

3) How many books did I re-read in 2018?

So far, it’s eleven. And eight of those were for episodes of ‘Tea or Books?’, while my umpteenth re-read of The L-Shaped Room by Lynne Reid Banks was done in an (ultimately unsuccessful) bid to persuade Rachel to let us do it on the podcast.

4) What’s my favourite re-read of 2018?

I don’t do huge amounts of re-reading, so they were all books that I really like – so it’s a toss up between The L-Shaped Room and Guard Your Daughters by Diana Tutton.

5) What book did I read for the first time in 2018 that I look forward to re-reading in the future?

I find it hard to predict which books I’m likely to re-read, though it becomes a lot more likely when it’s something delightful and fun. That being the case, I’ll pick perhaps the funniest novel I read this year – Buttercups and Daisies by Compton Mackenzie. But he wrote so much that I’ll probably read a lot of his other books before I turn to that.

6) What’s my favourite short story or novella that I read in 2018?

I read so many novellas this year – particularly for my 25 Books in 25 Days challenge – that I’ll go for short stories. I read very few of those, but I think the one that will stay with me is ‘Flypaper’ by Elizabeth Taylor. (For more on that, check out episode 66 of ‘Tea or Books?’)

7) Mass appeal: which book would I recommend to a wide variety of readers?

Simply because it doesn’t seem from the outset like it would have mass appeal, I’d choose The Little Art by Kate Briggs. And if you’re thinking that a book about translation would only appeal to a niche market, then go grab a copy – it’s wonderfully engaging and compelling, and one of the most unusual and unusually good books I’ve read this year.

8) Specialised appeal: which book did I like but would be hesitant to recommend to just anyone?

Probably my favourite book of the year, pending any last minute replacements, is The Sweet and Twenties by Beverley Nichols – but I probably would only recommend it to other people who were (a) interested in Beverley Nichols, or (b) firmly believed the 1920s to be the greatest ever decade. Or maybe to people interested in cultural history in general, but I think it would only be loved as it deserves by… well, me. (Has that reverse psychology worked well enough for you to go and get a copy??)

Bleaker House by Nell Stevens

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As soon as I finished Mrs Gaskell & Me by Nell Stevens (my review here), I bought a copy of Bleaker House (2017) – going on rather a wild goose chase through London bookshops in order to do so. It had been on my probably-read-one-day list for a long time, and I thought I should hasten on that time – and it’s really good; excellent pre-Christmas reading.

I wrote in my review of Mrs Gaskell & Me that I much preferred the sections where Stevens was writing about her own life to those about Mrs Gaskell’s – and so I was pleased to see that Bleaker House is all about Stevens’ own writing exploits. Specifically, the fellowship generously given to all students on her writing masters in Boston, whereby they can spend up to three months anywhere in the world. Many of her fellow students are going to Europe or Asia. She decides to go to… Bleaker.

Bleaker is a tiny island (population: 2), part of the Falklands. Off the coast of Argentina, the islands are an overseas British territory (cf the Falklands War) and about as isolated as you can get. The name is a corruption of ‘breaker’, because of the waves that break there, but it does seem an accurate description of the conditions there. Especially in winter, which is when Stevens decides to go. After a sojourn at the slightly-larger Stanley, she stays in one of two otherwise empty guests houses on Bleaker. The farming couple who divide their time between this and another island are there for the beginning and end of her three months, but otherwise she is alone – with her novel.

The idea was to get away from the world so that she’ll have to write her novel – about a man named Ollie who ends up travelling to Bleaker to track down the father he thought had died years earlier. We know, from the outset, that Bleaker House is a work of non-fiction, not a novel – so what went wrong? (Or, perhaps, right?)

This is a challenging read for any of us who are not doing very well at finishing novel, but an extremely engaging and well-written account of failing to write a book. And, of course, about the unusual experience she has foisted upon herself – not least the lack of food she brought, and dealing without the internet. This section is from her stay on Stanley, not noticeably more modernised than Bleaker:

I will spend the next month in this guest house on the outskirts of the town, presided over by Mauru, the housekeeper. Since it is the middle of winter, Maura explains, there will probably be no other guests. The owner of the hotel, Jane, is away in England. For the next few weeks, then, it will just be Mauru and me.

I ask her about the Internet. “Is there Wi-Fi here?” I know, as I ask, that I sound needy, a little obsessed. I am a little obsessed.

She squints.

“Wi-Fi?” I repeat. “The Internet?”

Mauru looks troubled. “The Internet?” Jane would know, she says. She leads me into the hall, and points at a bulky machine squatting on a table by the door. She looks doubtful as she says, “Is that it?”

“No,” I say, “no, that’s a printer.”

“The Internet?” Mauru repeats, again. She shrugs. “I’m sure it’s around here somewhere. I’m just not sure where.”

In both her books, Stevens goes for an interesting patchwork technique – putting together different stages of her life in a way that works really well (and presumably takes a great deal of thought to avoid feeling odd). So we see the relationship she has recently left, and experiences from writing classes, all intersected with the feelings of isolation and uncertainty on the island. In amongst these, perhaps less successfully, are excerpts from the work in progress – and a couple of short stories that aren’t related. Her writing in these is good, though with a little less vitality than her autobiographical writing, but it’s hard to see quite how they cohere with the rest of the book. I suppose it would be a lot shorter without them – and I’d have complained if we didn’t get any evidence of the work she was there to do. All things considered, the balance isn’t too off.

Stevens is an honest, interesting writer – managing the difficult feat of extended introspection without isolating the reader. Who knows how many more books she can write before she runs out of writerly life experiences to document, but I’m hoping there’s a least a few more to come.

The Last 10 Books Tag

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This is probably more of a vlog thing that a blog thing, because I’m taking it from Rick’s latest video at Another Book Vlog, but nobody needs to see more of my face – so here it is written down instead. The tag is all to do with ‘the last book you…’. Well, it’ll become pretty clear pretty soon. (Btw, Rick’s selection is really interesting, even if he is WRONG about David Sedaris, so do go check that video out.)

  1. The last book I gave up on

I don’t keep a list of these, so I’d have to rely on my memory… I do recall, during my 25 Books in 25 Days challenge, that I picked up At Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart, and knew that I couldn’t last more than a few pages. But it’s still on my shelf, so I’m sure I’ll come back to it.

2. The last book I re-read

I’m currently re-reading Edward Carey’s Alva & Irva for ‘Tea or Books?’ (which will probably be in the new year now) – but the last one I finished was in September, also for the podcast – Paul Gallico’s excellent and dark Love of Seven Dolls.

3. The last book I bought

I bought the book we’ll be reading in book group in January – Jose Saramago’s Baltasar and Blimunda. My first Saramago novel, and I’m tentatively intrigued…

4. The last book I said I read but actually didn’t

I’ve never seen the point of lying about books – because, honestly, why does anybody care what other people have read? If I haven’t read a much-vaunted book, it just means I have that experience ahead of me. Which just means we have to go back to my undergraduate degree, where I implicitly lied (in my essay about it)about having finished reading The Canterbury Tales…

5. The last book I wrote in the margins of

I don’t do this all that often – and when I do, it is always in pencil – but I did today! It’s in Nell Stevens’ Bleaker House, which I’m super enjoying, and it was because there’s a snippet of a novel she started in it where somebody is reading Ian Watt’s The Rise of the Novel in the Upper Reading Room of the Bodleian Library. Having worked as a librarian there for seven years (part time), I felt I had to make the pencilled note that Ian Watt’s book is ONLY available in the restricted section of the Lower Radcliffe Camera – because it’s so popular that we couldn’t risk it being lost. Important marginalia!

6. The last book I had signed

The novel my Mum wrote! A signature I have seen before once or twice, but nice to have in the book itself. (Before that… Sarah Waters a few years ago, I think?)

7. The last book I lost

Hmm, well I don’t think I ever notice when I’ve lost a book unless I happen to be seeking it out again, but I do know that Stephen Benatar’s Wish Her Safe at Home is no longer on my shelves. I assume I’ve lent it to somebody. Whenever I lend a book, it instantly goes from my memory… please don’t take advantage of this, people.

8. The last book I had to replace

I haven’t done it yet, but having really enjoyed Pigs in Heaven by Barbara Kingsolver, I am regretting getting rid of a couple of her books when I moved house… They were long and I needed the shelf space! But, yeah, I’m pretty sure I’ll be re-buying those if I come across them in a charity shop.

9. The last book I argued over

Every time Colin and I see each other, we probably end having an argument about Virginia Woolf – and, since the only one he’s read is Orlando, I guess it’s that one. (These arguments are all in good fun, of course, and deep down Colin knows he’s wrong, and that Orlando is not “definitely the worst book he’s ever read”.) For the record, Orlando is far from my favourite Woolf novel, but it’s obviously still brilliant. (I think Jacob’s Room is my favourite, at least at the moment.)

10. The last book you couldn’t find

I had to go for the audiobook version in the end, but I couldn’t find a paper copy of Leigh Sales’ Any Ordinary Day (which I wrote about in October) because it seemed that it was only available in Australia. The audiobook version – read by Sales herself – turned out to be great, so that’s fine. Otherwise, I would love to have a copy of Diana Tutton’s The Young Ones, but that’s not available anywhere online. I read a copy in the Bodleian, but it’s not the same…