Failure….

The post I meant to put up will have to wait, because I’ve got the wrong bits of my camera out… so instead I shall tell you how I’ve failed at a recent book.

I mentioned it a while ago, and it was for book group tonight (which I actually didn’t attend, because I’d forgotten Our Vicar and Our Vicar’s Wife were passing through on their way from visiting friends far up north). Yes, it’s The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I don’t often give up on books, but I gave up on this… because I was finding it so infernally dull, and then I read Elaine’s recent post on it, and thought that it might develop into the wrong sort of not-dull…

I know it’s an enormously successful series, and has highlighted all sorts of violence against women which needs uncovering, but… well, I might be able to admire the author’s intentions, but I can’t admire his writing. Another failure with very popular books… I’ll retreat to my idiosyncratic doctoral research and my 1930s housewives’ novels, thanks very much…

Of greater worth than gold


By the time you read this, I will be at the funeral of a lady called Lylah Goodwin. It was not unexpected, but is not really less sad for that. Lylah was a lovely, witty, literary, very musical and devotedly Christian lady who lived in my old village (Eckington) for most of her 70+ years. She taught us the piano, and I have stayed in touch since. But Lylah Goodwin has a very special place in my heart and life for one especial reason – and it is one which may well have spilled over into your lives. For it was Lylah who first told me about Miss Hargreaves – which, I’m sure you know, is one of my favourite novels. She was so pleased when it was republished by the Bloomsbury Group, and reread it in its new incarnation. I will reread Miss Hargreaves many times, and will think of her every time.

Lylah was able to plan the readings and hymns she wanted, and today at the service I will be giving a reading which she chose:
1 Peter 1: 3-9 (NIV)

Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, 4and into an inheritance that can never perish, spoil or fade—kept in heaven for you, 5who through faith are shielded by God’s power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time. 6In this you greatly rejoice, though now for a little while you may have had to suffer grief in all kinds of trials. 7These have come so that your faith—of greater worth than gold, which perishes even though refined by fire—may be proved genuine and may result in praise, glory and honour when Jesus Christ is revealed. 8Though you have not seen him, you love him; and even though you do not see him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible and glorious joy, 9for you are receiving the goal of your faith, the salvation of your souls.
I won’t be reading this at the funeral, but this conversation between Norman and his father from Miss Hargreaves feels like a fitting tribute to a very special lady.

“An idea of mine,” he said. “Just an idea of mine. About sound. Go and strike a great fat arpeggio chord of D flat on the piano, boy.”

I went to the piano.

“Hold the loud pedal down,” he said. “Strike bass D flat – then A flat a fifth higher – then tenor F – and so on right up the piano to the highest F. Then sit still with your foot down on the loud pedal. Listen. You’ll understand something.”

I did as he commanded, very slowly and powerfully striking the notes, then sitting silently, the loud pedal down, and listening. Slowly, slowly the great chord trembled away into space. For nearly a minute we could hear it. It was hard to break the silent afterwards – a silence that was no longer a silence and never, never could be again.

“My Goodness!” I said.

“Hush!” whispered father. He stood at the window, looking out. “Still there,” he murmured. “Never dies, you know. Never dies. Going on, all round the world, my boy. You can’t cancel it. That’s my idea. You and your Miss Hargreaves – that chord, my tune. Mysteries, boy; all mysteries. Don’t be surprised at anything. When you understand what that chord does, you’ll be near to understanding everything.”

A Vote….


There are so many reviews I want to write, and I’m always too sleepy! You’ll have to do with the tidbit that today I read from a book called The Gaping Pig. Its subtitle is Literature and Metamorphosis, which spoils the image of what could have been an intriguing novel… plots on a postcard, please.

On my blog I’ve occasionally thrown out little votes, to find out whether blog readers prefer Hardy or Dickens; Charlotte or Emily Bronte; Art or Music etc. Today’s might not apply to a lot of people, but it’s about writers’ (or, indeed, any published) letters and diaries. Do you prefer reading diaries or letters? Your instinct might be to say “both” (or perhaps “neither”) but if it is “both”, think a little deeper and you might well have a preference…

OK – here it is: Letters or Diaries – post in the comments, with reasons if you like, and we’ll see which is the victor!

Bits and Pieces

Well, it’s nearly sorted out here… all the books are out (hurrah!) except for some which seem to be hiding – and I’ve managed to fill a box to go home with Our Vicar and Our Vicar’s Wife when they visit next week.

Sorry I haven’t responded to comments on the last few posts yet, promise I will soon. Perhaps I’d have done so in spare moments at work today, but I managed to leave my glasses at home (or rather, couldn’t find them this morning) so was avoiding using a computer screen too much. When I got home… of course they were right in front of me. Hmm.

A couple of links to keep you going, whilst I think about proper reviews and suchlike – firstly, Karen has posted the latest Wikio literary blog rankings, and I’m pleased to see lots of my favourite people there – not least Karen herself, who has rocketed into second place. I’m surprised and pleased to see I’m still in at fourth – I haven’t a clue how these rankings work or how reliable their algorithms are, but… oh, it’s a bit of fun, isn’t it?

And do pop over to Elaine’s blog to read about lovely Judi Dench at the Proms. Video of Judi Dench’s performance of Send in the Clowns should be below… simply stunning.

And, since this is supposed to be a book blog, what am I reading? Primarily Barbara Comyns’ Birds in Tiny Cages, but also The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo for book group… which is proving to be wholly unsuccessful. I may well give up on it… more on that soon. Oh, and I’ve just finished making notes from an interesting book by Rosemary Jackson called Fantasy: The Literature of Subversion.

Have a good Thursday, everyone! I shall be making Meringue Gateau Mark Two – this time with raspberries and kiwi fruit. Mmmmm….

Cake Galore!

All moved in, sadly no books yet unpacked (despite me theoretically setting aside tonight to do it… and my ironing, incidentally, which also hasn’t happened). Luckily I put a couple of books in my last minute bag, so haven’t been short on reading material.

As promised – or rather, as offered – here is the recipe for the Apricot Meringue Gateau I made the other day. Basically I took two different recipes from Afternoon Teas: Homemade Bakes & Party Cakes and doctored them a very small amount. To be honest, you can substitute any fruit for the apricot – I think this would be lovely with mixed berries and kiwi fruit, for instance. It was all much easier than I anticipated. But – warning – you will need an electric whisk. Or lots of muscles.

Whenever I put recipes up, I assume total ignorance, and that lots of things will go wrong. This is because I hate recipes which assume you have an encyclopaedic knowledge of baking (‘until it is the consistency of creme brulee’ or whatever) and especially those which don’t give warning for the things which might collapse or crumble or not work… Basically I’ve added my own irreverent comments to each step. Ok, warnings done, here is the recipe:


1.) Preheat the oven to 160C/325F/Gas Mark 3. Grease and line two circular sandwich tins. Nobody EVER does this first, but recipes always put it first, so I’m going to follow suit.

2.) Whisk four egg whites until they’re stiff – i.e. they hold their position if you make little mountains in them. (Separating eggs is, I discovered, much easier using your hands – break the egg, put the lot in your hands over the bowl, and pass the yolk between your hands until there is no egg white yet.) I couldn’t find any use for four left over egg yolks… any ideas?

At this stage, and indeed all the whisking stages, whisking too much is better than whisking too little, I find… obviously, as Goldilocks would say, whisking just the right amount it best.

3.) Add 110g/4oz/half a cup of soft light brown sugar (brown caster), and continue to whisk until the mixture softens again. Then fold in the same amount of sugar again, with a little vanilla essence. ‘Fold in’ is one of those lovely baking phrases which everyone interprets to their own discretion – I see it as stirring but with a horizontal, rather than circular, motion. Oh, and vanilla essence is one of those ingredients that surely can’t ever really be necessary, but feels fun.

4.) Put half the mixture in each tin, spread evenly, and bake for 40 minutes. Leave to cool. But of course we’ll be getting on with the next bit, not just watching it cool. A tip I nabbed from Delia Smith, and which seemed to work, is to turn the oven off after about 30 minutes or so, and then leave it in the cooling oven for… well, any time really. I left it in for about 25 minutes in a cooling oven. And I have no way of telling whether a meringue is cooked or not – it’s obvious on top, but not so obvious underneath. What with the top getting in the way.

5.) Now for the filling. Whisk (or, indeed, whip) 300ml/half a pint/1.25cups of double cream. That might be known as ‘heavy cream’ in America? Basically, the least healthy cream on which you can lay your hands. The recipe book suggests you whip it alongside 25g/1oz/4 tablespoons of icing sugar (also known as confectioners’ sugar?) which I did, but I think it would have been quite sweet enough without it. Chose, based on the sweetness of your tooth…

6.) Chop up the contents of a 150g/50z drained can of apricots into fairly sizable chunks – quarters, say? (Tinned apricots should give you a weight and a drained weight – make sure you get the drained weight, i.e. without the water.) That’s the least amount you could use – I feel it could easily have had a few more. I suppose you could use real apricots, but let’s pretend you’re not.

7.) Divide your chopped apricots into four piles. (This is where I depart from the recipe, which wants you to keep them all together.)
–If you have a food processor, then process two of the quarters, and stir into about two thirds of the whipped double cream. If, like me, you don’t own a food processor, then add them to the whipped double cream and whisk it a bit more, covering the bowl with your other hand, so that it doesn’t go everywhere…
–then loosely stir in another quarter. And put the mixture in the fridge.
–Yes, you’ve got another quarter of the chopped apricots and a third of the whipped cream left… be patient!

8.) While you’re waiting for the meringues to cool, get working on the caramelised sugar shapes. If, like me, the idea is terrifying – be calm! I found this quite surprisingly easy. That might be a fluke, and I’ll never manage it again, but… we’ll see!

9.) Line a baking sheet (or any flat surface, really) with baking paper/parchment. Heat 6 tablespoons of granulated sugar gently, until it melts, then increase the heat and cook until a spoonful hardens when dropped into cold water. The key here, I think, is heating it really gently and slowly to start with. I stared at it for ages, and it was doing nothing. I started to wonder whether the heat was turned on, whether the book was lying, whether the sugar was somehow heat resistent… but no, it just needed time to contemplate melting. And the spoonful-hardens-in-water thing sounds like fanciful recipe book nonsense, but it worked – it even made a clink against my glass bowl. It made me feel a little like a magician.

10.) Drizzle the sugar into decorative shapes. So says the recipe book. As you can see, my ‘decorative shapes’ are just blobs. But it was fun, and so easy – put a small amount on a wooden spoon, and drizzle it around. Add more to each shape if you want to. Maybe next time I’ll be ambitious and spell out my name or something, but my baking parchment wasn’t quite level, so the melted sugar ran everywhere. Perhaps you should use some to weigh down the corners first?

11.) Compiling Time!
–Turn one cooled meringue-filled-baking-tin onto a plate. This is where I accidentally dropped the tin onto the oven, and caused earthquake-like cracks throughout the meringue. Oops. Have it upside down, so the softer side is in the middle of the gateau.
–Spread the meringue/cream mixture on top
–Put the second meringue on top. Try and keep the top uppermost… might involve some judicious juggling, or turning onto another surface first, but the firm bit needs to be on top. (And you know how fragile meringue can be. Maybe use cream as an adhesive…)
–Spread the remaining cream on top.
–Scatter the remaining apricots over the top (you knew there was a reason these were left!)
–Add your decorative sugar shapes – and we’re all done for a yummy, oh-so-healthy (ahem) pudding!

Do let me know if you give it a go…

Moving with the times


I did promise you a multi-coloured Weekend Miscellany, but I’m afraid packing all day and carrying everything down the stairs has rather worn me out…

So, instead, I would like to know your reading suggestions on the topic of moving house! Can you think of any?

Only one comes to my mind – Persephone book and Virago Modern Classic The New House by Lettice Cooper. That dual honour for this 1930s novel is warranted – it’s a fascinating novel for many reasons, but especially in terms of contemporary class shifts, including those between masters and servants… Rhoda came into the kitchen and stood just inside the doorway, looking shy. She always felt shy when she penetrated to that downstairs world. The life lived so near to them and so far apart from them was a dark continent, full of unexplored mystery.And, of course, they move house! So, over to you… books about moving house, please. And I’ll see you on the other side…

Holiday Snaps


Right, recipe will come soon! Hope you liked the sketch too – it’s been a while, and I’m hoping to include more, as they’re a fun way of making my blog a little different. We’ll see…

I’m tired after bizarre sleeping patterns to and from a lovely wedding in Northern Ireland. Still got almost all my packing to do, and am moving house on Saturday… fun fun! I have found myself the perfect movers’ company which has agreed on traversing through different states to my house. So I’ll leave you with some photos from the trip Colin and I took up to Yorkshire and Derbyshire a little while ago.

Col chose Yorkshire (not sure what prompted this, but good choice Cogs) and I decided it was too far to drive from Somerset, so we stopped in Derbyshire first. And we stayed at lots of beautiful Youth Hostels – this is the path which led out behind the first one, Ravenstor. Apparently it’s where David Bellamy first developed a love of wild flowers.


We had competitions over who could take the best stairs shot… but since Col’s isn’t here, you can’t be the judge.


Mum and Dad had bought us National Trust membership (thanks OV and OVW!) and the first we visited was Ilam Hall.


The place I was most excited about visiting was Chatsworth, recent home of Debo Mitford aka the Dowager Duchess of Devonshire. The house was kind of dark and broodingly handsome (so like me, naturallement) and then the gardens were simply gorgeous. I could have stayed in them for hours and hours, but Col was waiting in the car park – owing to his irrational hatred of all things Mitford, and all things costing £9.50.




The other highlight, once we were up in Yorkshire, was of course Haworth and the Bronte Parsonage. Although I’m not an obsessive Bronte fan (and, unusually, Anne is my favourite) it still felt wonderful to be there. Even with a group of thirty schoolchildren wandering around after us, their teacher hovering outside each room we were in, saying “No, you can’t go in yet, the room is not empty yet.”


But Anne, Charlotte and Emily are not all that Haworth has to offer – they have a working steam train! I’m not a trainspotter, but still harbour a love for steam trains which probably dates to loving the Railway Children – which was filmed along this line. Here is Colin, enjoying the only first class carriage we’re ever likely to occupy.


One day we decided to visit four National Trust properties… they included the stunning Rievaulx Terrace and Temples (first pic) and a ruin, the name of which eludes me for the moment (second and third pics).




Finally, a view of the dramatic scenery that surrounded us:


Wish me luck with moving, and hopefully I’ll find some time to put together a Weekend Miscellany… then I might be quiet for a bit, depending on whether or not we get internet sorted out at the new house quickly…

Introducing…

First things first… yesterday I made this:

Mmmm… Apricot Meringue Gateau. With fancy caramelised shapes on top. Let me know if you want me to blog the recipe… it’s usually book-chat here, but I’m happy to diversify if you want to feast on this! I took it to a dinner party, and we demolished it… and it was rather nice, though I says it as shouldn’t. (Oh, and whilst I’m on the topic of baking – I made a chocolate sponge cake the other day, but used muscovado and demerara sugar instead of caster or granulated – can I recommend it? So yummy.)

Back to bakig matters… I mentioned, in the midst of my review yesterday, that John Carey’s introduction to Wish Her Safe At Home was very good. It made me realise that it is probably the first critical introduction I’ve ever read that actually added something to the book. I’ve read lots from children or spouses or similar which enhance the work for personal or sentimental reasons, and some (like E.M. Delafield’s introduction to Pont’s The British Character) which are deliciously funny, but I can’t remember any other more learned introductions which truly succeeded.

Of course – I doubt I’m alone here – I never read introductions or prefaces until I’ve finished the novel. Quite why publishers think it’s acceptable to call something an ‘introduction’ which gives away the entire plot, I can’t imagine. But once I’ve got to that last page, and flick back to the beginning… so often I’m left unmoved by what’s written.

The usual seems to be a quick history of the author’s life, and then a summary of the plot, with apposite quotations. Well, I don’t need a summary of the plot, I’ve just read the book… I’d like to unveil things I might have missed, perhaps give a new angle on something. Of course, they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t – the worst introduction I’ve ever read was Elaine Hedges’ to The Yellow Wallpaper, which was nothing if not, ahem, ‘original’. I.e. totally unsupported by the brilliant book. Check through the archives if you want to see me having an uncharacteristic rant (!!)


So… what are your thoughts on introductions? Do you read them first or last or not at all? Any really great ones which stick in your mind, or do you – like me – tend to be a bit disappointed? And are there any books you really wish *had* had an introduction, and didn’t? (I wish the film Inception had an introduction…!)

You’re So Unreliable!

One of my holiday reads (yes, still working my way through reviewing those – it’ll probably coincide with my next holiday by the time I finish with it) was Wish Her Safe At Home (1982) by Stephen Benatar. I heard about it from this article, reprinted in The Week. I’ve only just noticed it was written by the usually rather imbecilic Cosmo Landesman (Col and I find his film reviews very useful – you can guarantee that whatever he writes, the exact opposite will be true) – had I spotted Landesman’s name on it before I wouldn’t have proceeded. Glad I did! And, had that article not appeared on my horizon, Aarti’s enthusiasm would surely have filtered through! To get an idea of how much she loves Wish Her Safe At Home, just think about me and Miss Hargreaves…

Benatar’s novel made the press mostly because of his determination to give it a readership. That article elaborates on how he (very gently) approached people in various bookshops, suggesting they might like to read Wish Her Safe At Home (and probably his other novels too). He also set up his own publisher to reprint his own novels. And it takes some gumption to approach Penguin Classics and suggest his own, moderately successful, novel should enter that hall of fame. They wanted an introduction from a notable name, John Carey was happy to oblige (if the name is familiar it might be because, like me, you’ve flicked through The Intellectuals and the Masses) – but Penguin still turned it down. The beautiful New York Review of Books Classics were, thankfully, more sensible – hence the novel’s current incarnation.

So that’s the story the newspapers enjoyed – man battles against odds; gritty determination rewarded. We Brits do love an underdog – but don’t let any of that stand in the way of Wish Her Safe At Home being read on its own merits. It’s worth remembering that it was shortlisted for the James Tait Memorial Prize (a better indication of a good book than the Man Booker Prize, I reckon). So let’s get onto the story that really matters – the one within the pages of Wish Her Safe At Home.

Rachel Waring – who had once been ‘almost pretty’ – has inherited her great-aunt’s Georgian mansion, and leaves her dull job and incompatible flatmate, having instantly fallen in love with the house when she visited it. Moving there hadn’t been the plan, but its lure is such that she is immediately certain that she must:

The exterior of the house was beautiful. Terraced, tall, eighteenth-century, elegant. Oh, the stonework needed cleaning and the window frames required attention – as did the front door and half a dozen other things. But it was beautiful. I don’t know why; I just hadn’t been expecting this.
I always find the attraction of houses fascinating in novels. As someone who could happily spend all day staring at a beautiful home, who gazes into estate agents’ windows at properties I could never possibly afford, and who regards Kirstie and Phil as something akin to surrogate parents… well, I can sympathise with Rachel thus far.

But that isn’t all – the house has a plaque to Horatio Gavin, ‘Philanthropist and politician’, who had lived there 1781-1793. Rachel develops an interest in Gavin, and determines to find out more about him…

It’s not just dead philanthropists who catch Rachel’s interest. Indeed, more or less anybody she meets is considered a potential conversational partner, even if she is appraising and judging them at the same time. Benatar’s skillful presentation of Rachel’s voice gives her inner thoughts and outer expressions all tangled up with one another, and also fuses in the odd line here and there which show that neither are quite right… more on that later. First, here’s an example of Rachel’s lack of edit-button in her outbursts to anybody in close proximity…
“I think I should like to have been somebody’s favourite aunt,” I said. “I think it might have been fun.” This, to the woman whose table at the teashop I had asked to share.

She smiled, hesitated, finally remarked: “Well, perhaps it’s not too late.”

“No brother no sister, no husband – somehow I get the feeling it might be!”

“Oh dear.”

“Did you ever see Dear Brutus?”

“Dear Brutus? Yes! A lovely play.”

“Wouldn’t it be fine if we all had second chances?”

She nodded, now looking more relaxed. “Oh, I’d have gone to university and got myself an education!” I reflected that she probably needed one. “But otherwise I don’t think I’d have wished things very different.” She gave a meaningless laugh and started gathering up her novel and her magazine. Poor woman. What a lack of imagination. (And what a dull, appalling hat.) Yet I realised that I envied her.
It’s not just strangers in cafes, though – Rachel becomes friendly with an assortment of local people, especially her youthful gardener and his wife, Roger and Celia. Their lives get increasingly tangled up, in the most cheerful and whimsical way imaginable… or so it seems.

For it quickly becomes apparent that Rachel is not a reliable narrator. Whenever this realisation dawns in a novel, I get a little shiver down my back – what to believe, what not to believe! At first she seems unhinged in a jolly way – singing to herself, accosting everyone with sunny optimism and faux-schoolma’am whimsy. She meanders along the line between being consciously eccentric and… something less healthy. She gets increasingly bizarre, and it becomes clear that she is not sane… As John Carey writes in his introduction, ‘It reminds us how thin the boundaries are between the mad and the imaginative, the mad and the sensitive, the mad and the acute.’ She becomes obsessed with Horatio Gavin, the philanthropist who’d once lived in her house. We can no longer trust her version of the events she narrates – but second-guessing the truth is a twisting and turning game, written with excellent subtlety by Benatar. So much cleverer, so much better than The Behaviour of Moths, which tried something similar.

And Rachel’s is truly a unique voice. Witty and biting and joyous and enthusiastic and… yes, rather unhinged. Whether or not it is convincingly female is another question – I don’t mean feminine, for a female’s voice needn’t be feminine, but somehow it seemed as though it might not be a million miles away from Benatar’s own voice – though presumably his is rather tempered! That aside, Wish Her Safe At Home is quite extraordinary, and would certainly bear a careful re-reading. It’s not remotely the sort of novel I was expecting from the cover, or even from the blurb. I was expecting a novel which felt much older – this novel is unmistakably modern. Not through expletives or slang or modern references, but perhaps in tone. [Edit: I think what I actually meant, having read Aarti’s comments and reassessed, is that the novel felt timeless. When I said ‘unmistakably modern’ I meant it obviously wasn’t a 1940s reprint, in the way that The Little Stranger could have been – this novel could have taken place at any time, and it takes a while to work out when it is set.] And yet it combines this with a sense of history, and a charm which is uncommon in post-war novels. It’s an extraordinary read, and I am glad that Benatar’s persistence and determination paid off.

It shouldn’t be unusual, but John Carey writes an unusually good Introduction. Not unusual for him, I mean, just unusual in general. I’ve now used the word ‘unusual’ so often that it has lost all meaning… Aside from some lazy anti-Christianity, Carey writes insightfully and with an eye that is both analytical and appreciative. More on that topic tomorrow, methinks…

Do let me know if there are any unreliable narrators I should meet (although don’t let me know if their unreliability is a huge spoiler for the book!)

Books to get Stuck into:

To be honest, this most reminded me of the book I read immediately beforehand – The Little Stranger by Sarah Waters – because of the influence of a house, etc. etc. Instead, I’ll pick a couple novels with unreliable narrators, which is always an interesting angle…
Prince Rupert’s Teardrop by Lisa Glass
– ok, being honest, this book was far too gruesome for me to enjoy – but it’s also the best and most unnerving unreliable narrator I’ve encountered.

A Kind of Intimacy by Jenn Ashworth – and this is the next most unnerving! The tale of a scarily obsessive neighbour… but told from the perspective of that self-deluded neighbour. Very clever, and decidedly gripping.