Stuck-in-a-Book’s Week(ahem)day Miscellany


Hi there – sorry for a silent weekend, but it comes with a nice excuse. It was Our Vicar’s Wife’s birthday on Friday, and Colin and I decided to surprise her with a visit – so I drove down and picked up Col after his work, and we arrived on the doorstep about 6.30pm, cue a very spectacular and lovely scene of surprise. We went out to dinner, Colin beat us at Scrabble, and we dug a trench in a graveyard… all the normal, really.

So, no weekend post – I was too busy having fun! Also have lots of comments to reply to, I’m aware of it – I will do it, and I do so love getting your comments. I hope you know how much I appreciate it.

The unseasonal day will mean the Miscellany isn’t quite the same as usual, nor as colourful, but here are a few things I’d like to point out to you all…

1) Via Facebook, this week I discovered the blog/website Hyperbole and a Half, possibly the best thing ever. Possibly (of course) not… but anybody who (a) likes funny things, and (b) is a stickler for spelling and grammar MUST have a look at this. Thank me later, when it’s 2.30am and you’re still reading her posts…

2.) I love it when people read the books I’ve talked about (or when I read books recommended by other bloggers) but I love it JUST AS MUCH when people bake my recipes! So, thanks Darlene, so pleased to have spread the rock bun joy – have a gander at the results of Darlene’s labour. And Susan, I’ll reply soon to comments, but I’m afraid this is one recipe where chocolate wouldn’t work in place of currants. I’m not sure it would work with mixed peel and mixed spice? Of course, you could miss those out too… but then it would just be chocolate chip buns. Which I’m sure would be lovely, come to think of it!

3.) India Knight is a lass who knows her apples – and, more to the point, her books. I think ‘comfort reads’ can sound a little dismissive (for some reason ‘comfort zone’ doesn’t have the same connotation for me) but I know what she’s getting at, and this list of comfort read books – mentioned by my friend – is absolutely brilliant. Regular SiaB readers will doubtless find great things to read there, and I know it’s reminded me of a few I want to try, and lots I’ve already loved.

4.) DO go and help Yvette choose from her latest library books… some really interesting reading material there, including everyone’s favourite novel about a fictitious woman coming to life in a cathedral city…

5.) Lastly, check out my friend Soph’s new recipe blog

Snowballing…

Project 24 – #18, #19, #20, #21…

Oh dear, blog readers, you see before you a humble and mournful man. Am I to come this far and fall at the final hurdle? Project 24 has not been easy… it involves repressing all that part of me which screams joyfully, waving my hands around, whenever I see secondhand books… to come before shelves of lovely, musty, well-loved hardbacks from the 1920s and 1930s, it goes against everything in my nature to be circumspect and sensible.

My better side was trampled in the dust the other day, when I scooped up three books at my favourite shop in Oxford, Arcadia. It’s mostly gifty, cardy, wrapping-papery but also has a back room of secondhand books, specialising in Penguin paperbacks. In said shop, I bought…


I’m going to have to work hard to defend these, aren’t I?

-Personal Pleasures
by Rose Macaulay looks like great fun – a bit like Modern Delight (see here) or presumably J.B. Priestley’s Delight, which I haven’t actually read. It has many short chapters on things with please Macaulay – from ‘Departure of Visitors’ to ‘Turtles in Hyde Park’; ‘Hot Bath’ to ‘Improving the Dictionary’. I think it’s going to be fun… it’s readily available, and I could have left it there and bought it later… but… but…

-As It Was & World Without End by Helen Thomas – these autobiographical books by poet Edward Thomas’ wife appear on my 50 Books list, but I have only got them in a modern reprint called Under Storm’s Wing. When I spotted these loved old editions, I couldn’t leave them there – do go and see what I wrote about them then, including the stunning final paragraph of World Without End where Helen bids farewell to her husband for the last time as he heads to war, easily the most moving writing I have read outside the Bible. Oh, I’m going to go ahead and put the paragraph here too. A thick mist hung everywhere, and there was no sound except, far away in the valley, a train shunting. I stood at the gate watching him go; he turned back to wave until the mist and the hill hid him. I heard his old call coming up to me: ‘Coo-ee!’ he called. ‘Coo-ee!’ I answered, keeping my voice strong to call again. Again through the muffled air came his ‘Coo-ee’. And again went my answer like an echo. ‘Coo-ee’ came fainter next time with the hill between us, but my ‘Coo-ee’ went out of my lungs strong to pierce to him as he strode away from me. ‘Coo-ee!’ So faint now, it might be only my own call flung back from the thick air and muffling snow. I put my hands up to my mouth to make a trumpet, but no sound came. Panic seized me, and I ran through the mist and the snow to the top of the hill, and stood there a moment dumbly, with straining eyes and ears. There was nothing but the mist and the snow and the silence of death.

Then with leaden feet which stumbled in a sudden darkness that overwhelmed me I groped my way back to the empty house.
I’ll give you a moment to recover… There we go.
But these three books are not the only ones I have bought. On Bank Holiday Monday my housemate Mel and I decided to visit Lower Slaughter in the Cotswolds, because (a) it looked pretty, and (b) it has a funny name. Little did we know that they had a fete on…


Against my better judgement, I sidled up to the book stall… and saw (and grabbed) Susan and Joanna by Elizabeth Cambridge. She wrote the wonderful Persephone book Hostages to Fortune, and I’ve been trying to track down Susan and Joanna for a while (since a TLS review of it has featured in several of my essays) but can only find one copy for sale online, and it’s a fortune. Just one English pound to me – how could I say no?


But I won’t be buying any books for a month or two… honest, I won’t… will I?

Tara Books

In one of those nice little coincidences, which make life that much more interesting, I got an email the other day from someone called Maegan, about Tara Books. They’re an Indian company specialising in visual art books (for adults and children) and create beautiful and interesting books. Which would be enough to make me excited – but the coincidence I mentioned is that Maegan is known to me as Migs, and we were friends at Oxford. I had no idea she was working for a publisher, or that she had left the country – so I was surprised and delighted in equal measures!

There was a small part of me thinking “Oh dear, what if I don’t like the books she’s representing?” but I needn’t have worried. These are beautiful books, and would make brilliant presents. Let’s look first at Tsunami which is a ‘Patua’.


According to the back, Patua is a ‘form of narrative graphic art, comprising a series of panels, stitched together to form a scroll. It belongs to a performance tradition of Bengal when song-writer and artist went from home to home, showing pictures and singing out their stories.’


Tsunami is the first Patua scroll to be published in book form, and unbelievably this is silkscreen printed by hand. Tara Books have a printing unit run by fair-trade standards. This is such a stunning book – playing with the boundaries of the book, perhaps – and would make a wonderful gift.


And then there is In the Land of Punctuation by Christian Morgenstern, illustrated by Rathna Ramanathan and translated from the German by Sirish Rao. It could have been made specifically for me. It’s a 1905 poem which combines a fun, whimsical story about punctuation with political undertones about segregation… didn’t think that could be done, did you? What makes this version so special are the illustrations, all of which are composed of punctuation marks.

And then the captured creatures freezeImprisoned by parentheses

Tara Books also publish novels, and I have The To-Let House by Daisy Hasan to try later, but I wanted to draw attention to these artistic books. Any grammar-stickler you know would love In the Land of Punctuation, and anybody who appreciates Indian art would adore Tsunami. Go and see Tara Books’ website for more info – I hope we hear a lot more about this company, they seem really special. And I’m not just saying that because Migs knows where I live!

A quick chat with Ned Beauman


As promised, Ned Beauman has kindly answered some questions I sent him – I don’t often do interviews here at Stuck-in-a-Book, mostly because my favourite authors are dead, but after reading Boxer, Beetle, I was keen to find out more… and since I’d already met Ned at an event put on by the lovely folk at Sceptre Press, I thought he wouldn’t mind me asking. Over to you, Ned…

• So, we were both born in 1985… but while I’m writing a little book blog, you’ve gone and got a rather good novel published. What am I doing wrong and what are you doing right?

My mother gives some credence to Malcolm Gladwell’s theory that you have to practise something for ten thousand hours to get good at it. I’ve also heard somewhere that you have to write a million words before you write your first worthwhile sentence. I don’t know, but I did spend most of my school holidays since I was very young trying to write novels, and I’m sure that helped a lot. At university I finished one called The Martyr Street Theatre Company which I couldn’t find an agent for, but then I started on Boxer, Beetle, and Lutyens & Rubinstein took me on after reading the first half. I finished it, they sent it out, and I got an offer from Sceptre immediately. Acquaintances often say to me, “Ned, I heard you wrote a book, that’s amazing,” which I think is the wrong way to consider it. The writing isn’t the impressive thing. Any literate adult can (and should) write a novel if they’re willing to put in the time. But finding myself (at least provisionally) in a position where I can write fiction full-time is a rare miracle for which I’m incredibly grateful.

• Beetles, boxing and Nazis – on the face of it, not natural bedfellows. Did one of these come first, and the others follow, or were you always going to write about all three?

I was browsing the “Did you know…” section on Wikipedia when I came across a page about Anophthalmus hitleri (which is real) and a page about a nineteenth century Australian boxer who I won’t name because many of the details of his life are spoilers for the book! It struck me that either one would make a terrific starting point for a novel, but then I realised I could save time by knocking them together. Most of the rest of the book emerged from trying to work out what those two things could possibly have in common.

• How do you feel about the word ‘quirky’ being applied to the novel?

I think words like ‘quirky’ become useless unless you bind them to a relatively specific meaning. And so ‘quirky’, to me, means films like I Heart Huckabees which are so eager to be distinctive that they end up as totally anodyne. I’m sad to say there’s probably a bit of that in my Claramore chapters, but it doesn’t apply to the novel as a whole.

• One of your central characters has trimethylaminuria, a genuine condition which causes the sufferer’s sweat, urine, and saliva to smell of rotting fish. How did you find out about trimethylaminuria, and why did you decide to use it?

Some friends of my ex-girlfriend’s sister (try to keep track) had a kid who had trimethylaminuria. Novelists love physical externalisations of psychological traits because it means you can accomplish some of your early characterisation duties with nice straightforward visual description instead of a lot of abstract interior finessing which the reader can’t picture. (Dickens does this better than anyone, of course, although a lot of writers might dismiss it as childish.) And trimethylaminuria is amazing because it’s like a simple metaphor – ‘I felt so rejected that I might as well have stunk of rotting fish’ – made real. After I started the book there was a documentary about trimethylaminuria on BBC3, so I was worried it was suddenly going to be everywhere, but in fact almost nobody’s heard of it and a lot of people assume I made it up.

• How much research, in general, went into the novel, and how did you go about doing it?

A lot of research. I consulted about fifty or sixty books, and I was on Wikipedia every day. I’m privileged to be a member of the London Library in St. James’ Square, without which writing Boxer, Beetle would have been impossible (or at least very expensive, or very time-consuming).

• None of your characters are wholly likeable, and most of them are the opposite. Seth ‘Sinner’ Roach, for example, is more or less an unrepentantly selfish, cruel thug. Is ‘likeability’ something you think about when writing?

I disagree with that: Sinner’s trainer, Sinner’s sister, Evelyn’s maid, and Evelyn’s second husband (if you can remember who that is) are all good souls. But, yes, most of my protagonists are vile people, and I think this because the protagonist of any novel derives quite a lot from its author. I’m not saying Ned Beauman is necessarily a vile person, but the fact is that no one is wholly likeable to himself or herself. If she is (default use of female pronoun derived from my philosophy degree) she is either inhumanly self-satisfied or slightly mad. On the other hand, one of my models for this book was The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon, and Chabon’s protagonists are truly loveable. A novel with such sympathetic heroes should be a bit insipid, but it’s not at all. I don’t know how Chabon accomplished that. I would love to know.

• Dull question, but needs to be asked – which authors have influenced you in your writing?

Limiting myself arbitrarily to ten: Ballard, DeLillo, Fitzgerald, Gibson, Greene, Nabokov, Pynchon, Updike, Waugh, Wodehouse. And also the criticism of James Wood, even though I disagree with the bulk of it.

• Regular Stuck-in-a-Book readers will have noticed your surname, and put two-and-two together… yes, you are the son of Nicola Beauman, who runs blog-favourite Persephone Books. I’ll be shot if I don’t ask – what do you think of Persephone, and have you read many of their books?

Asking me what I think of Persephone is like asking me what I think of a brother or sister! Well: I love hanging out in the shop on Lambs Conduit Street, and of course I’m very proud of my mother for having accomplished it all, from scratch, almost single-handedly, without compromise – but if someone said to you, ‘Of all the out-of-print books in the world, select the hundred that Ned would be least interested in reading’, you couldn’t really come up with a more accurate list than the Persephone catalogue. But my mother knows that and is perfectly happy about it; the line’s not aimed at someone like me. The only ones I’ve read are the few that I’ve helped her proofread, although I do of course plan to read her Elizabeth Taylor biography.

• We’re always interested about what’s on your to-be-read pile – what are you reading; what have you just finished; what’s up next?

I tend to juggle several books at a time, perhaps because the internet has destroyed my attention span. But recently I’ve finished Twenty Thousand Streets Under The Sky by Patrick Hamilton, I’m now mostly reading Parade’s End by Ford Madox Ford (The Good Soldier is one of my favourite books), and I’m soon to start Exiled in Paradise by Anthony Heilbut.

• And what’s next from Ned Beauman?

I’m about half-way through my second book, which is called The Teleportation Accident. It’s (predominantly) 1930s again, and it’s about an Expressionist set designer from Berlin. There is a clue to the plot in my previous answer.

Box Clever

It’s always exciting when you read something completely out of your comfort zone (if you should have such a thing) and you find that you absolutely love it. This happened to me months and months ago when I read Boxer, Beetle by Ned Beauman. Boxing, beetles, Nazis… none of these are on my hitlist of must-haves for books, and yet Beauman’s novel is one of the most interesting and compelling that I’ve read this year. Sadly I didn’t write my thoughts down at the time, and now that it’s actually been published, I’m having to cast my mind far, far back to remember what I thought… with the help of Claire’s review and Lynne’s review! Sorry if I’ve missed others…

Boxer, Beetle flits back and forth between two time periods – in one, trimethylaminuria sufferer and Nazi-paraphernalia collector Kevin (also known as Fishy) is investigating the work of scientist Philip Erskine. Erskine occupies the other time period, in the 1930s, where he encounters Seth “Sinner” Roach. Sinner is a five foot tall Jewish man who, despite his stature, is incredibly good at boxing. Which catches the attention of a man interested in eugenics. Oh, and beetles. Hence the title – alongside investigating Sinner, and paying for the privilege of examining him over a period of time, Erskine is trying to develop a strain of very resilient beetles. As you do. Oh, before I go further, I have to mention the first line – which really grabbed me into the novel, as well as putting a smile on my face:

In idle moments I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine Joseph Goebbels’ forty-third birthday party.
Well, don’t we all? I should add hear that Kevin isn’t a Nazi sympathiser – nor, of course, is Ned. Kevin collects the memorabilia without having the slightest fascist leaning. Unlike quite a few of those roaming around 1930s London.

But East End London isn’t the only place we see in the 1930s – Erskine whisks Sinner off to a country house, and the family of his fiance (I think… as I said, I read it a long time ago) Evelyn. Evelyn is a rather fab character, a composer of atonal, avant-garde music. She makes the mistake of asking Sinner whether he likes avant-garde music (remember, this is the working-class lad who likes beating people up, swearing and joining gangs):
“I’m quite sure you would,” said Evelyn, “I can almost invariably tell.” Evelyn was aware that she didn’t compeltely convince when she made knowing remarks like this, especially to someone like Sinner with that gaze of his, but she didn’t see how her repartee was supposed to gain any poise when she had absolutely nobody to practise on at home. If she tried to deliver a satirical barb at dinner her father would just stare at her until she wanted to cry. And Caroline Garlick’s family were lovely but the trouble was they laughed rather too easily, rather than not at all – it wasn’t quite the Algonquin Round Table. She was convinced that if she had been allowed to go to Paris she would have had lots of practice, and of course me lots of people like this boy, but as it was, if she ever met any genuine intellectuals – or any beyond their neighbour Alistair Thurlow – they would probably think she was hopelessly childish. For about a week she’d tried to take up heavy drinking, since heavy drinkers were so often reputed to be terrific conversationalists, but most of the time she just fell asleep.

This isn’t, to be honest, the main tone of the novel. This humour, and this sort of almost Wodeshousian character, are drowned out by violence and antipathies and all sorts of terrifying things. Sinner is a pretty unremittingly horrible person. But Beauman’s writing is so good, the pace so well judged, and the climax so dramatic that I couldn’t help admiring this novel to the hilt.

It is difficult to get across my enjoyment of this, because I can’t point to any of the characters or any aspects of the plot which appealed. If I were just to read a synopsis of Boxer, Beetle, I’d probably steer well clear. That’s why I’m not going a ‘Books to get Stuck into’ feature today – I just can’t think of anything along the same lines. So you’ll just have to take my word for it, until you get your hands on the novel – Ned Beauman is a very talented writer, and if he can make this novel addictive for me, just imagine what he’s capable of!

For more from Ned Beauman, pop back tomorrow – I’ll be posting an interview he was kind enough to do with me… find out what inspired Boxer, Beetle, what Beauman’s doing next, and a little about his famous mother…

Bank Holiday Baking!

Bank Holiday Monday is upon us, and I’m keen to get you all baking… especially across the Pond, because it was brought to my attention the other day that Americans don’t have rock buns. Is this true? Or were my sources (one American and one Canadian) wrong? The rock bun – also known as the rock cake – is one of my favourite sweet things, and is the taste of summer for me. Our Vicar’s Wife always made them in the summer holidays, you see. They look very simple – certainly couldn’t be made to look fancy, however hard you tried – but have the most wonderful taste, a combination of flavours that I think is hard to beat.

I know a lot of my blog readers are much better bakers than me, so bear with me if you make these blind-folded everyday. As usual, with my recipes, I’m going to go back to basics – just so nobody is left behind.


With this recipe, you might well not have all the ingredients in the cupboard (see above) – especially if you don’t bake that often – but PLEASE, I encourage you to go and get them, because rock buns are quick, really easy, and should be a staple in every kitchen, especially if you have children. And this is one where you can’t miss out the different flavours – they all need to be in there. Here goes… (I should add that I’ve used this website to work out cup measurements – hope they’re right!)

1.) Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas Mark 6, and grease two baking trays. As I said last recipe, nobody EVER does this first, but… well, the option’s there.

2.) Mix together 225g/8oz/1.75 cups of self-raising flour and a pinch of salt – and the Secret Ingredient. Well, it’s not secret – but neither is it in the recipe book I have. Our Vicar’s Wife uses this, and I think any rock bun without it would be sub-standard and barely worth eating! Ahem. Here it is:

Just pop a shake of Ground Mixed Spice in with the flour. You’ll thank me later…


3.) Rub in 100g/4oz/half a cup of margarine – which does mean getting your hands messy, I’m afraid. You can try doing this with a wooden spoon, but it really won’t work quite the same. Keep going until it’s this sort of texture:


4.) Add in 50g/2oz/a quarter of a cup of demerara sugar, mixed peel, and currants. Wikipedia tells me that in the US demerara sugar is known as ‘turbinado sugar’, which I think is a hilarious name… The recipe can be done with regular caster sugar (which Wikipedia – isn’t it useful? – tells me is ‘superfine sugar’ in the US) but demerara makes it *that* much yummier. Basically, use a brown sugar, crunchy if possible, but anything else you can lay your hands on will do.


I haven’t given quantities for mixed peel and currants (you can use mixed fruit, if you can find bags of it, but sometimes these bags include cherries, and they wouldn’t work at all) – it’s very much to taste. Maybe a tablespoon of mixed peel, and two or three of currants? But it’s definitely better to have too much of these than two little. Don’t skimp on them! Oh, and I do hope tubs of mixed peel are available outside the UK…?

5.) Mix it to a stiff dough with an egg. You’ll need to use your hands again – doing it with a spoon won’t get the mixture to come together. You can add milk, if it won’t make a dough with just an egg, but you shouldn’t have to. It should look a bit like this…


6.) Put it in rough heaps on the baking tray, and put it in the oven for 10-15 minutes. This mixture should make about 16 rock buns. They’ll go into the oven looking like this….


…and come out looking like this…


Unlike a lot of biscuits, they won’t really change consistency when they come out of the oven. And they should be brown on top – better slightly overdone than underdone, as the crunch is nice.


Please give this a go, you (and your kids) will love them!

Stuck-in-a-Book’s Weekend Miscellany

Hello there, hope you’re all set to enjoy a Bank Holiday Weekend if you’re in Britain – and hasn’t the weather really made an effort? Ahem. Great answers on yesterday’s post, keep ’em coming. And so many reviews and things to come next week – so many great books waiting for me to squeak about them! And Tara Books – I absolutely must talk about them this week. Watch this space…

1.) The blog post – is my very favouritest brother’s. He’s been reading Orlando by Virginia Woolf (as part of a deal – I have to read one of the Wheel of Time books by Robert Jordan. Each one in the series is the size of a hill.) We both set off enthusiastically in March. I read 550 pages (HOW can that not be the whole of a book?) but have 200+ left – Col is staggering towards the end of Orlando, and I thought I’d share his review of it – which is here (entry for August 25th). I wholeheartedly disagree with it – but it serves as nice proof that twins do not have the same tastes. Oh, and I should say that Colin’s blog is nearly seven years old, so twice as old as mine…

2.) The book – I like Gallic Books – because they’re so friendly, because they link to Big Green Bookshop on their website, and (of course) because of their range of books. So I was pleased to see further innovation on their part – their book The Baker Street Phantom by Fabrice Bourland (translated by Morag Young) is being offered as a complimentary copy to anyone who books into the Park Plaza Sherlock Holmes Hotel, on Baker Street in London, during September. The novel is set in 1930s London, and I love the ingenuity of the whole thing.

3.) The link – is staying with Gallic Press, and throwing another Stuck-in-a-Book favourite into the mix – Peirene Press. I do so love it when publishers cooperate with each other, and realise that the world should be a friendly, book-fuelled place… and Gallic Press have got on board with that idea, as exemplified by their series of posts called ‘Publisher Spotlight’. This one interviews Meike, the doyenne of Peirene Press.

Third Time Lucky

My recent experiences – as documented this week – with Muriel Spark and Evelyn Waugh have led me to wonder about Third Time Lucky Syndrome. This is, of course, a syndrome I have entirely fabricated… Back in June 2007 (gosh, that makes me feel old) I made up Second Book Syndrome. Not the ‘tricky second novel’ for the author – but the tricky second novel for the reader. I.e., you’ve loved a novel by an author – and then the next one you read doesn’t live up to your expectations. Not necessarily an I-hate-this-book situation, just something of a disappointment. I had it with Frank Baker, which has discouraged me from reading the backlog of Baker novels waiting for me, after Before I Go Hence was so much worse than Miss Hargreaves. I had the same experience with Edith Olivier, and probably other people… let me know if you’ve experienced Second Book Syndrome, with examples please.


But onto the topic for today – which is basically Second Book Syndrome in reverse. The first book you read by the author doesn’t blow you away… but the second does. This was my experience with Penelope Fitzgerald (Human Voices = no; The Bookshop = genius) and Susan Hill (The Battle for Gullywith = did nothing for me; Howards End is on the Landing, The Beacon, In the Springtime of the Year = Hill becomes one of my favourite post-war writers). But – you perspicacious folk will have noticed – it’s Third Time Lucky Syndrome we’re talking about today. How likely is it that we’ll – that you’ll – read one unimpressive book, another unimpressive book, and then persevere onto the third? (By ‘unimpressive’, I of course mean that it failed to impress that individual reader – these things are subjective, of course).

Which gets me thinking. If an author is renowned, then I will probably give them a second chance (unless I really hate the first book I try – I’m looking at you, Lionel Shriver) but I doubt I’d often give them a third, nor would I even bother with a second if the author’s name meant nothing to me. Of course, Spark and Waugh are a bit different because I quite liked the first two I tried – it just wasn’t til the third that I was bowled over.

I’d love to know your thoughts. How many chances are you willing to give an author? Have you found that you loved the third (say) book you read by a previously uninspiring author? Not necessarily their third published novel, of course, but the third one you encounter. Will you persevere with an author you feel a bit ho-hum about, or are the tbr piles so tottering that it’s one-strike-and-you’re-out?

Let me know!

Piece of Waugh

And now for the second novella choice recommended by Simon S… (and various other people, I think, but I can’t remember who) – The Loved One by Evelyn Waugh. I don’t remember buying this, but I’ve had it on my shelves for years, back from the days when I routinely mixed up E.M. Forster and Evelyn Waugh (though two 20th century writers with more variant styles would be hard to imagine) and before I’d read either of ’em.

As with The Driver’s Seat, this is the third novel I’ve read by the author, and easily my favourite of those three. (That gives me an idea for a blog post… come back tomorrow, friends). You can see my thoughts on Put Out More Flags here, and apparently I never got around to writing about Decline and Fall. Whilst I thought both of those novels were very good, and often very funny too, there was a cruel and selfish streak running through them that affected my wee sensitive soul. I couldn’t laugh when I was that appalled and upset for the innocent bystanders being tricked or left devastated. In The Loved One (subtitled An Anglo-American Tragedy) the humour is rather gentler – perhaps because Waugh is laughing at an institution rather than individuals. The lack of cruelty may not satisfy the ardent Waughite, I’d be intrigued to know, but it left me able to love the novella without any reservations.

Which probably isn’t immediately apparent from the novella’s setting – an undertakers/funeral home/cemetery in Los Angeles. Called ‘Whispering Glades’. Oh, and next door (where our English hero Dennis works) is the ‘Happier Hunting Ground’, providing similar services for pets. Now, I haven’t read Jessica Mitford’s The American Way of Death, exposing the American funeral system with all its (at that time, in 1963) over-the-topness, abuses and exploitation – but I can only imagine it makes a great companion read to Waugh’s 1947 novella. (According to LibraryThing, I don’t even own the Mitford book… can this be true?? On my Amazon wishlist it goes…)

So – where Jessica Mitford went, Waugh had gone before. Through the eyes of Dennis, who aspires to raise the standards – and the prices – of the Happier Hunting Ground, we are taken around an overblown and ridiculous funeral home and invited to laugh at all its ludicrousness. You can be buried according to temperament – and pay more for proximity to, say, a statue of Goethe. You can give description of how you want your loved one (for they would never be called ‘the deceased’ or anything like that) to look:
“Have you brought any photographs of your Loved One? They are the greatest help in re-creating personality. Was he a very cheerful old gentleman?”

“No, rather the reverse.”

“Shall I put him down as serene and philosophical or judicial and determined?”

“I think the former.”

“It is the hardest of all expressions to fix, but Mr. Joyboy makes it his speciality – that and the joyful smile for children. Did the Loved One wear his own hair? And the normal complexion? We usually classify them as rural, athletic, and scholarly – that is to say red, brown, or white.”
If that line didn’t make you crack at least a smile, then perhaps you need to book yourself into Whispering Glades. For you can book ahead, as it were, as exemplified by this lovely line (the words Simon S quoted which made me determined to read The Loved One):
“Can I help you in any way?”

“I came to arrange about a funeral.”

“Is it for yourself?” In amongst all this there is, of course, romance. Dennis catches the eye of a corpse beautician – and has competition from the aforementioned Mr. Joyboy. That all adds a fun subplot – it’s fairly astonishing, the amount Waugh manages to pack into a slim book. Nothing is wasted, there is no extraneous matter – and it’s rather a lesson to those novels which ramble on for chapters and chapters unnecessarily. Oh, just one more line I wanted to share, which demonstrates Waugh’s delicious humour: “Here is the strangulated Loved One for the Orchid Room.”Of course, beneath the layers of humour there is a far more serious heart to the novel – the concerns Jessica Mitford raised, which Waugh leaves the reader to recognise unaided. Which is sensible – his is a work of fiction; Mitford’s was non-fiction. I have no problem with a bit of didacticism in literature – it is a very modern bewailing, and seems to me to betray some insecurity – but Waugh lets comedy do the job, and thus gets through to an audience which might never pick up a copy of The American Way of Death. Not, of course, that this was an option when The Loved One was published.

Do go and see Simon S’s review of The Loved One, which persuaded me to (eventually!) pick up my own copy.

The Driver’s Seat

I’ll kick off with the first novella I read at the weekend… although, first, a detour via the word ‘novella’. Peter questioned the criteria for a novella – and he has a point. In the research I did once about short stories, the general consensus seemed to be that there was no strict definition for the novella. It’s basically just a short novel, without necessarily any structural differences from a novel proper – and who can determine what qualifies as ‘short’? Rather arbitrarily, I said 200 pages – but font and margin sizes can mean that 150 pages of one book would be 300 pages of another, and I didn’t have time or energy to make word count estimates… so 200 pages was the number I chose to signify novella! As it turned out, of the seven I read The Driver’s Seat (1970) by Muriel Spark was the thickest, at 160 or so pages – although I suspect it had fewer words than some of the others.

The Driver’s Seat came with recommendation from Simon S, as did one of the other titles this week – so thanks Simon! It was also, apparently, recently in contention for the ‘lost Booker’ of 1970. I have read some Muriel Spark before (The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie and The Girls of Slender Means) and, while I certainly enjoyed them, they didn’t quite click. The Driver’s Seat definitely did.

It tells the story of Lise, a woman who leaves work to fly south on holiday… but Lise is an oddball of the oddest variety. She is looking for her ‘type’ and isn’t afraid to accost strangers to tell them so – but, when pressed, isn’t sure what her ‘type’ is – just that she’ll know when she finds him. We first meet Lise whilst she is buying clothes for her holiday – settling on a dress: ‘a lemon-yellow top with a skirt patterned in bright Vs of orange, mauve and blue’ along with a red/white striped coat. “Of course, the two don’t go well together” says the salesgirl – but Lise thinks otherwise, and welcomes the attention such a brash outfit gives her.

About thirty pages in, the reader gets a bit of a shock. Although it comes quite early on, I won’t mention it here – suffice to say, it throws the rest of the novel into some sort of waiting game, the reader never being quite sure where they stand. Spark’s prose is deliberately – and deliciously – disorientating. We move in and out of Lise’s thoughts, never quite grasping hold of her perspective, nor yet letting it slip entirely out of reach. Eventually Lise takes a ball-point pen from her bag and marks a spot in a large patch of green, the main parkland of the city. She puts a little cross beside one of the small pictures which is described on the map as ‘The Pavilion’. She then folds up the map and replaces it in the pamphlet which she then edges in her hand-bag. The pen lies, apparently forgotten, on the bed. She looks at herself in the glass, touches her hair, then locks her suitcase. She finds the car-keys that she had failed to leave behind this morning and attaches them once more to her key-ring. She puts the bunch of keys in her hand-bag, picks up her paperback book and goes out, locking the door behind her. Who knows her thoughts? Who can tell? The ending didn’t come as a huge surprise to me – Spark leaves an enormous clue – but, as with Lise’s travel throughout the mysterious city, the journey is easily as important as the destination. I finally see what is so special about Muriel Spark, and will definitely be on the hunt for more of her work now. Suggestions welcome…