More books!


Today I’ll be talking about a fun outing on Saturday, and some more birthday books which have found their way to me, courtesy of my brother – I think I’ve had 19 or 20 books for my birthday, which is more or less the same number as I’ve bought all year. Famine really does make you appreciate the feast.

But first – one of the nicest, and most unexpected, pleasures of blogging is meeting bloggers in person. I must have met at least 25 or 30 now (including 20+ at the UK meet-ups) and it’s always been great fun. What’s even better is when we can form some sort of welcoming party for those visiting from distant shores. So when Thomas (My Porch) put up an open invitation for UK bloggers to assemble in London and meet him, of course I was delighted and excited.

A group of us (Polly, Hannah, Claire, Hayley, Miranda, and Donna) met Thomas at the Persephone bookshop, then went for a fabulous afternoon tea at the British Museum…



Thomas, being the lovely guy that I suspected he would be, had brought us all books as presents – chosen to suit us, by careful examination of our blogs. I was so, so pleased to get Tepper Isn’t Going Out by Calvin Trillin – it was in my Amazon wishlist ever since I saw Thomas call Tepper his favourite fictional character. Little did I suspect that I’d get the book from the man himself – always a bonus when a book has what the Bodleian calls ‘notable provenance’.


And these are the lovely books my brother got me for my birthday – courtesy, once more, of that Amazon wishlist. Such a good idea:


– Exercises in Style – Raymond Queneau
– Lazy Thoughts of a Lazy Girl – Jenny Wren
– Rereadings – ed. Anne Fadiman
– Beowulf on the Beach – Jack Murnighan

Pillars of the Earth DVD Competition


Another quick post tonight – tomorrow you will hear about my London exploits, if you haven’t already spotted them on other blogs, but for today there is a competition to win one of two DVDs of Pillars of the Earth, originally a novel by Ken Follett. It’s got Ian McShane, Donald Sutherland, and Rufus Sewell in it. I haven’t actually been watching the series, since my television watching seems to be taken up by Emmerdale and Neighbours, but I know some of you are definitely interested. You can watch a trailer here – and, if you’re in Region 2 area (Europe, I assume?) feel free to enter the draw for a copy – courtesy of Momentum Worldwide.

To enter, just write in the comments which book you’d most like to see adapted…

Song for a Sunday

I’ll give an update on yesterday’s fun activities soon – but for today let’s have another Sunday Song.

Quite a few of you probably know the actress Minnie Driver – what might be less well known is that she’s released two lovely albums: Everything I’ve Got in My Pocket and Seastories. This is the title track from the former:

For all previous Sunday Songs, click here.

Stuck-in-a-Book’s Weekend Miscellany


Thanks everyone for the welcome back – it’s nice to be blogging again, even if I seem to be lingering with a cough that won’t be away… and my eyes not quite up to reading much yet, so I’m quite behind in those stakes too. Oh well… let’s have a weekend miscellany to cheer ourselves up, eh?

Oh, and the above picture is the park at the end of my road, from the other day. I looked out the window and the mist was amazing. The jogger appeared after I clicked to take the picture, but I quite like his mysterious inclusion…

1.) The book – is Nella Last in the 1950s, which Profile Books kindly sent me, after seeing my rave review of Nella Last’s War. They also accepted my cheeky plea for Nella Last’s Peace, the book covering the period between these books. Although I finished Nella Last’s War back in February, it’s still my favourite book read this year – can’t wait to read the next two.

2.) The blog post – is Becky’s lovely review of Miss Hargreaves, which is just as enthusiastic as I could wish!

3.) The link – is to The Persephone Post which, with the entry for 12th November, has shown off Our Vicar’s Wife’s photography skills! And do keep visiting Mum’s blog for more news from the South West, not least the activities of lovely Sherpa.

Birthday Books

Hello there – sorry I’ve been absent for so long; the cold I had on my birthday got worse, and then a bit better, and then worse, and then rather better – so now I’m just coughing a lot and waking myself up. Ho-hum. Worse things happen at sea, as Our Vicar’s Wife is apt to say. There are quite a few things I’ve been meaning to blog about, including some reviews etc., but I’m going to be returning at a steady pace – hope that’s ok. And there’s an exciting meeting this Saturday, which I daresay you’ll hear about in time…


But, of course, I have to share my birthday bounty with you. This year, for the first time, I used an Amazon wishlist. It helped with Project 24 – instead of impulse buys, I put things on my wishlist, and removed them later if they no longer appealed. So it had built up to quite an extent when I emailed it to those wondering what I wanted for my birthday… Which actually made a really nice compromise between surprise and gratification. I didn’t just tell people what to get me, so I had lovely surprises as I opened the presents – but at the same time I knew that I’d really want everything I received. Some gems here, which I’m really excited about. One missing, which was from my housemate Debs, and which you’ll see in more detail later…

The Mystery of Mrs. Blencarrow – Mrs. OliphantThe City & The City – China MievilleAgatha Christie’s Secret Notebooks – John CurranThe Winds of Heaven – Monica DickensHighland Fling – Nancy MitfordThe Joke – Milan KunderaAt Large and At Small – Anne FadimanThe Restraint of Beasts – Magnus MillsBooks, Baguettes & Bedbugs – Jeremy Mercer (about Shakespeare & Co. bookshop)A Truth Universally Acknowledged: 33 Writers on Why We Read Jane Austen (from Susan in TX, thanks Susan!)A Reader on Reading – Alberto ManguelAnd Furthermore – Dame Judi DenchTalking of Jane Austen – G.B. Stern and Sheila Kaye-Smith

A Dab of AAM

I haven’t been feeling very well today, so have postponed more thoughtful posts in lieu of continuing the short story theme for the week. Whenever I write about short stories, the number of comments go down – they’re not as popular as novels with you folks, are they? – but I thought you might enjoy this, from A.A. Milne’s collection of stories and essays called Happy Days.
THE LUCKY MONTH “Know thyself,” said the old Greek motto. (In Greek—but this is an English book.) So I bought a little red volume called, tersely enough, Were you born in January? I was; and, reassured on this point, the author told me all about myself. For the most part he told me nothing new. “You are,” he said in effect, “good-tempered, courageous, ambitious, loyal, quick to resent wrong, an excellent raconteur, and a leader of men.” True. “Generous to a fault”—(Yes, I was overdoing that rather)—”you have a ready sympathy with the distressed. People born in this month will always keep their promises.” And so on. There was no doubt that the author had the idea all right. Even when he went on to warn me of my weaknesses he maintained the correct note. “People born in January,” he said, “must be on their guard against working too strenuously. Their extraordinarily active brains——” Well, you see what he means. It is a fault perhaps, and I shall be more careful in future. Mind, I do not take offence with him for calling my attention to it. In fact, my only objection to the book is its surface application to all the people who were born in January. There should have been more distinction made between me and the rabble. I have said that he told me little that was new. In one matter, however, he did open my eyes. He introduced me to an aspect of myself entirely unsuspected. “They,” he said—meaning me, “have unusual business capacity, and are destined to be leaders in great commercial enterprises.” One gets at times these flashes of self-revelation. In an instant I realised how wasted my life had been; in an instant I resolved that here and now I would put my great gifts to their proper uses. I would be a leader in an immense commercial enterprise. One cannot start commercial enterprises without capital. The first thing was to determine the exact nature of my balance at the bank. This was a matter for the bank to arrange, and I drove there rapidly. “Good morning,” I said to the cashier, “I am in rather a hurry. May I have my pass-book?” He assented and retired. After an interminable wait, during which many psychological moments for commercial enterprise must have lapsed, he returned. “I think you have it,” he said shortly. “Thank you,” I replied, and drove rapidly home again. A lengthy search followed; but after an hour of it one of those white-hot flashes of thought, such as only occur to the natural business genius, seared my mind and sent me post-haste to the bank again. “After all,” I said to the cashier, “I only want to know my balance. What is it?” He withdrew and gave himself up to calculation. I paced the floor impatiently. Opportunities were slipping by. At last he pushed a slip of paper across at me. My balance! It was in four figures. Unfortunately two of them were shillings and pence. Still, there was a matter of fifty pounds odd as well, and fortunes have been built up on less. Out in the street I had a moment’s pause. Hitherto I had regarded my commercial enterprise in the bulk, as a finished monument of industry; the little niggling preliminary details had not come up for consideration. Just for a second I wondered how to begin. Only for a second. An unsuspected talent which has long lain dormant needs, when waked, a second or so to turn round in. At the end of that time I had made up my mind. I knew exactly what I would do. I would ring up my solicitor. “Hallo, is that you? Yes, this is me. What? Yes, awfully, thanks. How are you? Good. Look here, come and lunch with me. What? No, at once. Good-bye.” Business, particularly that sort of commercial enterprise to which I had now decided to lend my genius, can only be discussed properly over a cigar. During the meal itself my solicitor and I indulged in the ordinary small-talk of the pleasure-loving world. “You’re looking very fit,” said my solicitor. “No, not fat, fit.” “You don’t think I’m looking thin?” I asked anxiously. “People are warning me that I may be overdoing it rather. They tell me that I must be seriously on my guard against brain strain.” “I suppose they think you oughtn’t to strain it too suddenly,” said my solicitor. Though he is now a solicitor he was once just an ordinary boy like the rest of us, and it was in those days that he acquired the habit of being rude to me, a habit he has never quite forgotten. “What is an onyx?” I said, changing the conversation. “Why?” asked my solicitor, with his usual business acumen. “Well, I was practically certain that I had seen one in the Zoo, in the reptile house, but I have just learnt that it is my lucky month stone. Naturally I want to get one.” The coffee came and we settled down to commerce. “I was just going to ask you,” said my solicitor—”have you any money lying idle at the bank? Because if so——” “Whatever else it is doing, it isn’t lying idle,” I protested. “I was at the bank to-day, and there were men chivying it about with shovels all the time.” “Well, how much have you got?” “About fifty pounds.” “It ought to be more than that.” “That’s what I say, but you know what those banks are. Actual merit counts for nothing with them.” “Well, what did you want to do with it?” “Exactly. That was why I rang you up. I—er——” This was really my moment, but somehow I was not quite ready to seize it. My vast commercial enterprise still lacked a few trifling details. “Er—I—well, it’s like that.” “I might get you a few ground rents.” “Don’t. I shouldn’t know where to put them.” “But if you really have fifty pounds simply lying idle I wish you’d lend it to me for a bit. I’m confoundedly hard up.” (“Generous to a fault, you have a ready sympathy with the distressed.” Dash it, what could I do?) “Is it quite etiquette for clients to lend solicitors money?” I asked. “I thought it was always solicitors who had to lend it to clients. If I must, I’d rather lend it to you—I mean I’d dislike it less—as to the old friend of my childhood.” “Yes, that’s how I wanted to pay it back.” “Bother. Then I’ll send you a cheque to-night,” I sighed. And that’s where we are at the moment. “People born in this month always keep their promises.” The money has got to go to-night. If I hadn’t been born in January, I shouldn’t be sending it; I certainly shouldn’t have promised it; I shouldn’t even have known that I had it. Sometimes I almost wish that I had been born in one of the decent months. March, say.

Baker, Baker…

Since we’ve had three posts about short stories this week, let’s have another! I didn’t plan to do any sort of themed week, and I rather suspect the theme will screech to a halt after this review, but for today… step forward Frank Baker and Stories of the Strange and Sinister.

I’ve mentioned a few times before that, although Frank Baker wrote one of my very favourite novels (Miss Hargreaves) I have only read one other of his books. It was Before I Go Hence, which I quite enjoyed – but it was nowhere near the standard of Miss H., and I worried that I’d like his work steadily less and less… so stopped. But it’s been three years since I read that, and short stories is moving the goalposts a little, so I tried again, with more reasonable expectations.

Stories of the Strange and Sinister was published over forty years after Miss Hargreaves, in 1983, the year Baker died. It was also his first work of fiction for twenty-two years, although including stories written between 1947 and 1983. The stories – as the title suggests – all touch upon the strange and sinister, but I don’t think any of them were intensely frightening. Which is good for me; I’d rather read strange stories than horror stories – which is why M.R. James has remained on the shelf for now.

Intense repugnance. That is one definition of horror to be found in the dictionary. Or, power of exciting such feeling. I think it is more. It is also what is totally unexpected: the long sunlit lane that has only a brick wall at the end, the worm in the rose, the sudden ravaged image of one’s own tormented face in a window pane. That which has sudden power to corrupt and defile. A stench where sweetness should be; darkness where light should be; a grin where a smile should be; a scream searing into a night where silence should be. An old withered hand where a young hand should be… And no escape from whatever it may be that has suddenly come upon the visitant. No escape.

This is the beginning to perhaps the creepiest story in the collection, ‘The Chocolate Box’, about a man who finds a severed hand in – you guessed it – a chocolate box. But, thankfully, it is a definition Baker doesn’t keep to. Even in his darkest moments, he can’t help introducing a touch of that whimsy which makes Miss Hargreaves so irresistible. For instance, in the middle of my favourite story in the book – ‘The Green Steps’ – the narrator refers to the disturbingly insane character as ‘about as talkative as a Trappist monk in Holy Week.’

In ‘The Chocolate Box’ the narrator writes:
But this is not a story about music. I must keep it out, otherwise it will flood the pages and consume me.
Baker suffers from the same predicament. He is obviously too great a music lover to allow it far from his mind. There is a story about warring partners in a music shop; one about a singer who morphs into a bird; a haunted piano…

But there are moments of terror too – the sack which follows its victim around the house; the presentiment of a steam-room murder… In Baker’s hand, we never wander too far into Gothic territory – but the sinister undertones to Miss Hargreaves have become much more alarming, and much less balanced out by humour. The whimsy still – as I said – hides in the corners, but there remains much to chill, even if not give nightmares.

As always with short story collections, I find it impossible to outline many of the stories, or give a proper feel for the collection as a whole – but I think Stories of the Strange and Sinister has convinced me not to abandon Baker just yet. It’s pretty expensive to track down, and probably isn’t really worth the £20 or £30 that various online sellers are requesting, but there are some interesting and original ideas and thoughtful writing – especially in that first story, ‘The Green Steps’. I’ll leave you with an excerpt from early in that story, which is both evocative of Baker’s atmospheric tone, and so many coastal villages in Cornwall (a county Baker loved) with their mysterious, historic and ambling paths:
I had observed him often and I had good reason to know where he lived, for it was very close to our cottage, up the cliff path, that bends sharply uphill over the harbour and the boatmasts that swing and sway in the gales; a path too narrow for any traffic, with rows of cottages, different sizes, shapes and colours, on one side. From the windows of our living-room which overlooks an area – a waste bit of land where kids keep rabbits in hutches and women dry clothes and men saw wood in winter – I would often, and still often see, the Scavenger. Above the area there are steps, the Green Steps they are called, worn away dangerously, all uneven, ground by the feet of many generations, the stone crumbling, little weeds growing from the cracks. I’d always had a curious familiar feeling about the Green Steps; they brought back a hint of the past to me, a paragraph of my boyhood, as though I’d been there years ago; and I knew I hadn’t.

The Continuity of Parks

I was reading Eric S. Rabkin’s The Fantastic in Literature this evening, and he quotes a short story in full, which I thought I’d share with you as it impressed and chilled me. Perfect for an Autumn night. It’s ‘The Continuity of Parks’ (1971) by Julio Cortázar.


He had begun to read the novel a few days before. He had put it down because of some urgent business conferences, opened it again on his way back to the estate by train; he permitted himself a slowly growing interest in the plot, in the characterisations. That afternoon, after writing a letter giving his power of attorney and discussing a matter of joint ownership with the manager of his estate, he returned to the book in the tranquillity of his study which looked out upon the park with its oaks. Sprawled in his favourite armchair, its back toward the door – even the possibility of an intrusion would have irritated him, had he thought of it – he let his left hand caress repeatedly the green velvet upholstery and set to reading the final chapters. He remembered effortlessly the names and his mental image of the characters; the novel spread its glamour over him almost at once. He tasted the almost perverse pleasure of disengaging himself line by line from the things around him, and at the same time feeling his head rest comfortably on the green velvet of the chair with its high back, sensing that the cigarettes rested within reach of his hand, that beyond the great windows the air of afternoon danced under the oak trees in the park. Word by word, licked up by the sordid dilemma of the hero and heroine, letting himself be absorbed to the point where the images settled down and took on colour and movement, he was witness to the final encounter in the mountain cabin. The woman arrived first, apprehensive; now the lover came in, his face cut by the backlash of a branch. Admirably, she stanched the blood with her kisses, but he rebuffed her caresses, he had not come to perform again the ceremonies of a secret passion, protected by a world of dry leaves and furtive paths through the forest. The dagger warmed itself against his chest and underneath liberty pounded, hidden close. A lustful, panting dialogue raced down the pages like a rivulet of snakes, and one felt it had all been decided from eternity. Even to those caresses which writhed about the lover’s body, as though wishing to keep him there, to dissuade him from it; they sketched abominably the frame of that other body it was necessary to destroy. Nothing had been forgotten: alibis, unforeseen hazards, possible mistakes. From this hour on, each instant had its use minutely assigned. The cold-blooded, twice-gone-over re-examination of the details was barely broken off so that a hand could caress a cheek. It was beginning to get dark.

Not looking at one another now, rigidly fixed upon the task which awaited them, they separated at the cabin door. She was to follow the trail that led north. On the path leading in the opposite direction, he turned for a moment to watch her running, her hair loosened and flying. He ran in turn, crouching among the trees and hedges until, in the yellowish fog of dusk, he could distinguish the avenue of trees which led up to the house. The dogs were not supposed to bark, they did not bark. The estate manager would not be there at this hour, and he was not there. He went up the three porch steps and entered. The woman’s words reached him over the thudding of blood in his ears: first a blue chamber, then a hall, then a carpeted stairway. At the top, two doors. No one in the first room, no one in the second. The door of the salon, and then, the knife in hand, the light from the great windows, the high back of an armchair covered in green velvet, the head of the man in the chair reading a novel.

Short But Not So Sweet

Just in case you can’t get enough of me writing about books here, I thought I’d keep tonight’s post short but sweet, and point to Short But Not So Sweet – which is the title given to my review of Alice Munro’s short story collection Too Much Happiness. It’s just come out in the online Oxonian Review, and you should be able to read it here. Hopefully it’s the same sort of ‘voice’ I use for this blog, but with the benefit of editing and wakefulness…


Oh, and Spots of Time, I haven’t heard from you yet in order to get your copy of The Love-Child to you. Hope to hear from you soon – otherwise this weekend I’ll draw another name. Make sure you (ahem) spot this in time!