Song for a Sunday

First things first, I’ve only gone and added a ‘follow me on Twitter’ thing over on the left. To be honest, I haven’t quite got to grips with Twitter, but I seem to be using it a bit more than before, so it would lovely to see you there. And I end up following more or less everyone who follows me, just out of interest (that makes me think about Pooh and Piglet tracking the Heffalump, round and round in a circle…)

This Sunday’s song is ‘I Didn’t Know I Was Looking For Love’ by Everything but The Girl – UK readers about my age might remember Karen Ramirez’s remixed version from 1998, which is more popular than the 1993 original but not, in my opinion, as good…

For all previous Sunday Songs, click here.

The Two Towers

I stole the idea for this title from Elaine who was one of the bloggers who joined me at two venues two days ago, courtesy of the lovely people at Harper Collins. Or possibly HarperCollins, I’m not sure which is de rigueur. Nor am I entirely sure what de rigueur means. Let’s move on swiftly.

The two towers in question were the Oxo Tower and the Tower of London – neither of which had I been to before. I met Elaine and Claire outside the lifts to the Oxo Tower, and we went up to the top floor and the brasserie, to be greeted by some friendly folk from Harper (let’s settle on that for now – sorry Mr. Collins, I do appreciate your work) and introduced to the authors whom we were meeting. Step forward Fanny Blake and David Nobbs, both of whom were funny, charming, and great fun to chat with. Fanny Blake’s first novel What Women Want is out soon (or possibly out now) more info here – and I was fascinated by her previous career as a literary editor. I think the editor’s job is remarkable – I could read a novel and say which bits I did or didn’t like, but the ability to suggest how to reshape a novel or a character is far beyond me.

David Nobbs (famous for TV writing, as well as novels – he wrote for The Two Ronnies, Reginald Perrin, etc.) has a book out now called It Had To Be You – more info here – spot their deliberate mistake; they refer to the novel by its working title Life After Deborah(!) David is a great conversationalist, and I was mostly delighted to meet someone else who loves Stephen Leacock and Saki. In fact, both of us find that we never meet others who love Leacock (although I think he is still ‘known’ in Canada?) so we raised a glass to him.

Oh, yes, the food and drink! Cocktails were cunningly matched to trays of delicious individual desserts – photos on Talli’s blog here, Talli being another author/blogger whom I met for the first time. I also met Amanda (we discovered we knew lots of people in common, since we’d both been library trainees at the Bodleian) and Mel, and saw Jackie again, which was lovely.

And then on to the Tower of London! Sarah Gristwood was talking about her latest book, The Girl in the Mirror – a telling of Elizabeth I and Essex. I would have been tempted to call it The Only Way of Essex, but that’s probably why I’m not a publisher. I almost never read historical fiction, but Gristwood’s talk (which was more of general historical interest than specific to her novel) was entertaining and might lead me to try it out… The canapes served afterwards included quails’ eggs, so that was another first for me. As was travelling solo in a taxi! Take this boy out of the provinces, and everything changes.

It was a great day out – always a joy and a surprise that publishers know about bloggers, and want to get us involved. Lovely to meet the authors, publishers, and other bloggers, and to do more than Essex managed: go to the Tower of London, and leave it alive.

A Confederacy of Covers

I think most of us are fairly interested in cover choices, especially if one book gets a lot of different ones. So I thought I’d turn this post over to various A Confederacy of Dunces covers –









The one I really like was actually from a competition to make Polish covers for favourite books; I don’t think it was every published in this edition. More details here.


Which is your favourite and least favourite? My least favourite, by a country mile, is the hideous neon one which seems to abound in bookshops currently – the fifth one down in this post.

And now for something completely different

“That’s the point of book groups, isn’t it? To make you read something you wouldn’t normally.” When I hear those words at book group, it usually comes after everyone has declared that they loathed the book in question. But sometimes something can come out of nowhere and be a total joy. Well, A Confederacy of Dunces (1980) by John Kennedy Toole wasn’t a *total* joy, but it was near enough.

Ignatius J. Reilly is the biggest character of the book, in every sense of the word – he dominates the narrative, but his gargantuan size, fearsome dialogue, and sense of self-worth means he dominates more or less everything else too. He is a deliberately unattractive character – obese, flatulent, ‘full, pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chips.’ He is disgusting – and alarm bells were going off with me. I am a bit sensitive to these sorts of things. I could do without a character whose bodily functions are so uncontrolled, and whose preoccupation with his ‘valve’ is mentioned on more or less every page. To be honest, this was the aspect of the novel I could have done without even when I’d realised I loved the book – but it sets the scene for a completely over-the-top character.

Ignatius lives with his long-suffering widowed mother, Irene Reilly. I loved her. She mostly ignores Ignatius’ intellectual ramblings, and simply implores him to behave and get a job. It is a delight to read their dialogue together – while he brings Boethius and Marx and whoever else into conversation, she’ll reply about a cream cake and the need for a bottle of wine.

In an amazing opening scene, Ignatius is apprehended by a policeman, for looking suspicious. Somehow this is the catalyst for all manner of events – an old man with a Communist-obsession enters their life, as does the hapless policeman, Angelo Mancuso – who spends the rest of the novel being forced by his boss to don various costumes. Surreal. And then Mrs. Reilly accidentally drives her car into someones property, and gets the bill for it… meaning Ignatius has to get work. Ignatius explains to his mother how difficult he found it working at the New Orleans Public Library, since they employers ‘sensed in him a denial of their values’. She replies:
‘But, Ignatius, that was the only time you worked since you got out of college, and you was only there for two weeks.’

‘That is exactly what I mean,’ Ignatius replied, aiming a paper ball at the bowl of the milk glass chandelier.

‘All you did was paste them little slips in the books.’

‘Yes, but I had my own aesthetic about pasting those slips. On some days I could only paste in three or four slips and at the same time feel satisfied with the quality of my work. The library authorities resented my integrity about the whole thing.’
Nevertheless, he starts off working for Levy Pants, ‘filing’ (for which read: throwing all the files into the bin, and trying to organise a factory uprising – one of the best scenes in the book, which had me laughing aloud on the train.) The office brings some more wonderful characters to the narrative, my favourite being Miss Trixie – an 80 year old who spends her workdays sleeping at her desk, forbidden from retiring by the interfering of Mr. Levy’s failed-psychologist wife.

And the plot winds on and on, incorporating Ignatius’ job as a hotdog-salesman; the efforts of a seedy club to bring in those customers who want to see a bird pulling a dress off a Southern belle; the flamboyant party of those in the ‘French quarter’; Mancuso being stationed in a toilet… it gets increasingly bizarre, but is structured brilliantly by Toole – plotlines overlap and intertwine, and the whole thing relies heavily upon coincidence – but that’s part of the delight.

But far and away the most delightful aspect of A Confederacy of Dunces is the language. It reminded me quite a bit of Evelyn Waugh, more especially Put Out More Flags and Decline and Fall. That is to say, selfish characters talking bombastically – hilarious put-downs or exaggerated philosophical ponderings. Here’s a bit that made me laugh. Mrs. Reilly ends up dating the old man with the fear of the communiss [sic] and leaves a pamphlet for Ignatius to read:
‘Yes, I saw one of those pamphlets in the hall this afternoon. You either dropped it there on purpose so that I could benefit from its message or you tossed it there accidentally during your regular afternoon wine orgy in the belief that it was a particularly elephantine bit of confetti. I imagine that your eyes have some trouble focusing at about two in the afternoon.’
He also starts a letter ‘Beloved Myrna. I have received your offensive communication. Do you seriously think that I am interested in your tawdry encounters with such sub-humans as folksingers?’ Genius. Each character has their verbal tics, which come back time and again (in the way that Dickens’ wonderful characters have their iterated phrases) – so that even Irene Reilly’s ‘honey’ and ‘precious’ could have me laughing; or Lana’s ‘investment’. And I haven’t even told you who Lana is. A Confederacy of Dunces is so rich in characters.

This is all a million miles away from the Provincial Lady or Jane Austen, or the usual stables of my literary loves. But it isn’t that far from the sort of silly things I say with my friends, especially my friend Clare – we talk nonsense to one another, hyperbolically, and teasingly. Not with Ignatius’ bile, I hope, but… I still find it hilarious, even if my views are (of course) far from being his. John Kennedy Toole, presumably, does not envision Ignatius as some sort of anti-hero – he must be being held up for pillory. Or rather you don’t stop to evaluate who is right or wrong, because you’re being swept along on a tidal wave of the bombastic, absurd, and exaggerated.

I can understand if this review doesn’t appeal. I don’t think there is anything I could have read which would persuade me that I’d enjoy A Confederacy of Dunces – except for the novel itself. It could easily have been dreadful, and if I were the author I’d have toned down a few of the more bodily elements, but I think it is a work of extraordinary energy, exaggeration, and creativity. Some people at book group were arguing that it showed genuine insight too – perhaps it did; I didn’t really want to know. I’m much happier taking the novel as a breathless, mad tour de force, writ large.

There is a sad story behind it. Toole finished writing the novel in the 1960s, and killed himself in 1969, partly because he couldn’t find a publisher for it. Only his mother’s perseverance and belief in him led to its eventual publication. She eventually persuaded author and college instructor Walker Percy to read it. He writes in the Preface: There was no getting out of it; only one hope remained—that I could read a few pages and that they would be bad enough for me, in good conscience, to read no farther. Usually I can do just that. Indeed the first paragraph often suffices. My only fear was that this one might not be bad enough, or might be just good enough, so that I would have to keep reading.

In this case I read on. And on. First with the sinking feeling that it was not bad enough to quit, then with a prickle of interest, then a growing excitement, and finally an incredulity: surely it was not possible that it was so good.
Thus, in my own humbler way, did I approach A Confederacy of Dunces, certain – even determined – that I would hate it. And my reaction ended up being precisely the same.

Song for a Sunday

I’ve had a couple of days in London, seeing (count ’em) fourteen different people, in six different groupings – including Sakura (Chasing Bawa) today for a blitz of Notting Hill Book & Comic Exchange. I’ll share my spoils with you another time – for now let’s have a Sunday Song, shall we? This week it’s ‘Sister Rosetta Goes Before Us’ from Alison Krauss and Robert Plant, on their quirky duet album Raising Sand.

For all previous Sunday Songs, click here.

My Reading… Your Reading

Sorry posts have been brief this week, will try and write some proper reviews soon – my reading this month has mostly been re-reading, as I have re-read some of the central novels for my research. And more books with titles like Unmarried But Happy and The Bachelor Woman and Her Problems – interesting books from the first half of the 20th century about ‘surplus women’. In the name of research, but I can’t help enjoying reading those lovely old hardbacks, whatever might be inside them.

But I have also been reading for book group – and I thought I’d confirm to you all that (as a few of you guessed) A Confederacy of Dunces is the book I’m currently reading (as well as Great Expectations, Wise Children, The Element of Lavishness, A Reader on Reading, Singled Out, A Town in Bloom… yes, I do multitask when it comes to reading!)

Will report back on Confederacy of Dunces as soon as I can, since it’ll be due back at the library soon. Have a lovely Friday – I’m off to London to see some friends, and now just have to decide which to take of the seven books I’m reading…

So, to fill the gap where my inspiration is not (and because it’s always a fascinating question) – what are you reading at the moment?

Thursday Painting


After all that cerebral activity, I thought I’d just put up a painting today – I love a lot of Stanley Spencer’s work, including this: Swan Upping at Cookham (1915-9) which is in the Tate (more info here).

Hope you’re having a good week! I’m finding reading a bit slow, but today read (as well as some interesting books about childlessness from the 1920s – did you know that a lack of commonsense could be to blame?[!]) two-thirds of a bizarre, funny, grotesque American novel published in 1980, but written in the 1960s by an author who killed himself in 1969. Any guesses?

Naipaul Quiz: answers

Thank you for all your entries to the Male/Female quiz – I hope you all enjoyed it! Here are the answers, quickly – I’ve copied them down to the bottom with the quotations, in case you want to compare. Intriguingly, Dwarf’s Blood by Edith Olivier seemed to attract the most interest from you all – and now I feel a bit guilty, since it’s pretty scarce. From my own perspective, numbers 1 and 3 appealed to me most.

1.) Told By An Idiot – Rose Macaulay
2.) The Present and the Past – Ivy Compton-Burnett
3.) Time Will Darken It – William Maxwell
4.) Nothing is Safe – E.M. Delafield
5.) Hangover Square – Patrick Hamilton
6.) Before I Go Hence – Frank Baker
7.) The Harvest – Christopher Hart
8.) The To-Let House – Daisy Hasan
9.) Growth of the Soil – Knut Hamsun
10.) Dwarf’s Blood – Edith Olivier

So… nobody got everything right. The lowest score was 4 (Sakura, Sue, and Laura!) and the highest score was 8 – a title shared between June, Colin, Karen K, Gill, Cynica, Deb, Claire, and Ruth. Well done, guys!

Here’s an interesting fact – every author’s was correctly identified more than incorrectly, except for Frank Baker – 16 out of 24 of you thought he was a woman.

Here’s a little table of the answers – I don’t know whether you can make it big enough to read by clicking on it, but it’s worth a shot…

Here are those quotations again, with the titles.

Told By An Idiot – Rose Macaulay
1.) One evening, shortly before Christmas, in the days when our forefathers, being young, possessed the earth, – in brief, in the year 1879, – Mrs. Garden came briskly into the drawing-room from Mr. Garden’s study and said in her crisp, even voice to her six children, “Well, my dears, I have to tell you something. Poor papa has lost his faith again.”

The Present and the Past – Ivy Compton-Burnett
2.) “Oh, dear, oh, dear!” said Henry Clare.

His sister glanced in his direction.

“They are pecking the sick one. They are angry because it is ill.”

“Perhaps it is because they are anxious,” said Megan, looking at the hens in the hope of discerning this feeling.

Time Will Darken It – William Maxwell
3.) In order to pay off an old debt that someone else had contracted, Austin King had said yes when he knew that he ought to have said no, and now at five o’clock of a July afternoon he saw the grinning face of trouble everywhere he turned. The house was full of strangers from Mississippi; within an hour the friends and neighbors he had invited to an evening party would begin ringing the doorbell; and his wife (whom he loved) was not speaking to him.

Nothing Is Safe – E.M. Delafield
4.) Even in what Julia now thought of as “the old days” – a year ago, and more – Terry had always minded things.

Whenever anything went even a little bit wrong he was almost certain to be fearfully upset. Sometimes he cried, even at twelve years old.

Daddy said Terry was a neurotic little ass.

Mummie said he was highly-strung, and that she’d been the same herself as a child.

5.) Hangover Square – Patrick Hamilton
Click!… Here it was again! He was walking along the cliff at Hunstanton and it had come again… Click!…

Or would the word ‘snap’ or ‘crack’ describe it better?

Before I Go Hence – Frank Baker
6.) “You’d like you tea up here, father?”

There was a moment before the old man replied. Then he turned in his chair by the open window and stared bewilderedly at his daughter. She stood in the low doorway to the small study which overlooked the orchard, a thin, black-haired woman whose ringed hands were red and coarse from years of housework. Fenner’s thoughts had wandered very far and he could not immediately relate the woman to his own life. It seemed to him that she was not his daughter, only one other individual in a haphazard dream world of unrelated human beings.

The Harvest – Christopher Hart
7.) The sun shone down on a beautiful morning, edging the beech trunks copper and the beech leaves gold. The paddock lay like virgin land, the thin frost lay on it unbroken by human footfall, the grass only darkened here and there by delicate hoofprints where the deer had passed by when the mist still lay sorrelhigh, their sandy bellies brushing drops of dew from thistles, and had passed on and left the paddock still and silent as before in deep dreaming sleep.

The To-Let House – Daisy Hasan
8.) Kulay, a fair, skinny, whip-wielding boy with grey, stony eyes, guards the border between a Shillong mansion, once home to a British tea planter, and its drab tenants’ quarters. A forget-me-not hedge separates the drab houses from the magnificent mansion.

He is twelve and is wearing a red polo-neck sweater. He dances in circles like a ribbon of stony sunlight.

Growth of the Soil – Knut Hamsun
9.) The long, long road over the moors and up into the forest – who trod it into being first of all? Man, a human being, the first that came here. There was no path before he came. Afterward, some beast or other, following the faint tracks over marsh and moorland, wearing them deeper; after these again some Lapp gained scent of the path, and took that way from field to field, looking to his reindeer. Thus was made the track through the great Almenning – the common tracts without an owner; no-man’s land.

Dwarf’s Blood – Edith Olivier
10.) Sir Henry Roxerby was dead. As far as Brokeyates was concerned, he might well have died years earlier, for the place had begun to go to rack and ruin long before he took to his bed. During those last five years, the main drive had never been used. Sir Henry had no visitors, and the butcher and the baker preferred to reach the house by the stable entrance, near the churchyard. It was thus possible almost to avoid the Park altogether, and none of the village people cared about going further into that than was absolutely necessary. It had a haunted look.

Oh, Blogger…

Apparently people are having trouble leaving comments on any Blogger blog at the moment… fun. So, if you want to enter the (possibly be-prized) Male/Female author competition, but can’t leave a comment, just email your answers to simondavidthomas[at]yahoo.co.uk

So far nobody has got everything right, and at least two people have got 8/10 (I haven’t checked thoroughly, but I think that’s right.) V.S. Naipaul has yet to pop by.

Keep guessing!

I’m going to give you another day to keep guessing on the male/female authors – I wonder if a guess for both genders has been made for every quotation? I might get making a spreadsheet…

Also, just thought I’d mention that there is now a link to the My Life in Books series I ran on here in March/April – click on the icon in the right-hand column to see 14 bloggers and blog-readers talk about their favourite books through their lives. It made me remember how great all the participants were, and ponder on a second series…