Still – William

Everytime I revisit Richmal Crompton’s William series, I have a nudging fear that they won’t be as good as I remembered, that what seemed screamingly funny to me when I was eight will have palled…

…and everytime I realise I needn’t have worried. (Photo credit, btw.) If you’ve never read one of the books, you’re in for a treat. Think how PG Wodehouse might have written about an eleven year old boy, if PGW tempered his exaggeration a little and developed an intimate knowledge with the minutiae of village life. Here’s one of the passing characters, for instance: ‘He was extraordinarily conceited and not overburdened by any superfluity of intellect.’

This isn’t a fully-fledged review or anything, it’s just a little overflow of joyfulness at revisiting William – in this case, Still William. Richmal Crompton wrote over thirty William books between 1922 and 1970, this being the fifth – each is a collection of stories about the well-intentioned mishaps of William Brown, who is eternally eleven. They’re hilarious, and warming. Although everything almost always goes lamentably wrong, and William ends up being hounded by his relatives and neighborus, there isn’t a malicious bone in his body. If anything, most of his misfortune comes from an irrepressible desire to help. In Still William he proposes on behalf of his brother, and later on behalf of his sister. He determines to be truthful on Christmas Day, with disastrous results. He determines to live a life of ‘self-denial and service’ with (you guessed it) disastrous results. He has only marginally more success when attempting to put on a show of ‘natives’, or teaching a visiting French boy idiomatic English.

I suspect most of us have read some William books at some point – but perhaps you’ve neglected them for a while, or somehow have never read one. Get one now. And get one with Thomas Henry’s excellent illustrations, not the more modern, awful ones. Richmal Crompton also wrote lots of wonderful novels (and some less wonderful ones) but, although she deserves wider fame for those, equally she deserves the immortality she has secured through William Brown.

In case you’re still not convinced, here is an excerpt between William and his uncaring older sister:William’s mother was out to lunch and Ethel was her most objectionable and objecting. She objected to William’s hair and to William’s hands and to William’s face.

“Well, I’ve washed ’em and I’ve brushed it,” said William firmly. “I don’ see what you can do more with faces an’ hair than wash ’em an’ brush it. ‘F you don’ like the colour they wash an’ brush to I can’t help that. It’s the colour they was born with. It’s their nat’ral colour. I can’t do more than wash ’em an’ brush it.”

“Yes, you can,” said Ethel unfeelingly. “You can go and wash them and brush it again.”

Under the stern eye of his father who had lowered his paper for the express purpose of displaying his stern eye William had no alternative but to obey.

“Some people,” he remarked bitterly to the stair carpet as he went upstairs, “don’ care how often they make other people go up an’ downstairs, tirin’ themselves out. I shun’t be suprised ‘f I die a good lot sooner than I would have done with all this walkin’ up an’ downstairs tirin’ myself out – an’ all because my face an’ hands an’ hair’s nat’rally a colour she doesn’t like!”

Ethel was one of William’s permanent grievances against Life.

The Earth Hums in B Flat

A long time ago (17th July 2009, to be precise) I got a copy of Mari Strachan’s The Earth Hums in B Flat through the Amazon Vine reviewers programme. Subsequently I sat next to Strachan’s editor somewhere, I believe, and was able to say “Oh, I already have a copy, thanks” – but it has taken me over two years to actually read the novel, having persuaded my book group to read it along with me after my housemate Mel loved it. I finished the book approximately five minutes before book group started, and I’ve just come home from the discussion.

It’s times like this that I wonder how many hidden gems are lurking on my bookshelves already – because The Earth Hums in B Flat is really, really good.

Strachan’s novel is set in a small town in 1950s North Wales, where 12 year old Gwenni Morgan and her family live. The typical atmosphere of a close-knit community pervades – everybody knows everybody else, and there is no chance of keeping secrets for long, yet there is far greater intimacy and neighbourly care than would be possible in a city. If the reader isn’t always immediately ‘in on’ the whispered secrets, it’s because we see the world through the naive, slightly unworldly eyes of Gwenni herself. Here’s how she opens the novel:

I fly in my sleep every night. When I was little I could fly without being asleep; now I can’t, even though I practise and practise. And after what I saw last night I want more than ever to fly wide-awake. Mam always says: I want never gets. Is that true?Mari Strachan has said that her starting point for the novel was the image of a girl sitting in hair, struggling to fly. Gwenni’s flying isn’t the start of a fantasy novel, nor does it play a huge role – other than setting the tone. The reader doesn’t know whether to believe her or not – or how seriously she believes what she says. While she’s up there, flying, she sees the whole earth and can hear it humming – in, you guessed it, B flat. I like the title. The earth’s humming isn’t integral to the novel, but it gives the reader the right sense – of an ethereal girl, with a big imagination.

The events of the novel, through less hazy eyes, could border on gritty. Running like a thread through The Earth Hums in B Flat is a murder investigation – but this is nothing like Christie or Sayers or – Heaven forbid – Rankin, Brown, Larsson etc. The investigation lends momentum and a puzzle to the novel, but the more significant focus is upon the Morgan family – Gwenni, her irritable older sister Bethan, her tempestuous mother ‘Mam’ and incredibly patient father ‘Tada’ – not to mention an assortment of relatives and neighbours. This is definitely a novel about a community.

Gwenni’s mother is almost an ogress, but not quite – because she is believable. She openly favours Bethan over Gwenni, constantly treating the latter to sharp words and angry looks. She accepts her husband’s endlessly patient adoration without even seeming to notice it – and then shouting at him for some imagined misdemeanour. Her behaviour is gradually explained… but to understand is not always to forgive, and I found her a very difficult character to love. Which is presumably what I was intended to feel.

Gwenni, on the other hand, is easy to feel affection towards. She accepts everything at face value, even while believing herself to be a competent detective figure. She is somehow both dreamy and determined, unable to make sense of the people and events around her: the reader peers over her shoulder, detecting answers before Gwenni does, and wondering anxiously when she’ll catch up. Here’s a quick snippet of her thoughts, which constantly frame the narrative:

Alwenna says that Mr. Williams winds his wife up every morning; she says you can tell by the way Mrs. Williams talks more slowly in the afternoons and has nothing at all to say by evening. When I told Mam she said: Don’t be silly, Gwenni.

I’m a big believer that style is the most important part of a work of fiction, ahead of character and a long way ahead of plot. For a first novel, The Earth Hums in B Flat is remarkable on this front. Gwenni’s voice is utterly credible, and never irritating. It doesn’t feel as though an adult writer has ‘written down’ to a child’s perspective – it simply feels like a child’s perspective. Strachan doesn’t overwrite anything, but is subtle and consistent. There are plenty of plot twists along the way, but they are never jerky – things slowly dawn on Gwenni, or are even never quite vocalised. Strachan’s prose is deceptively simple – for this is actually a very complex novel, as we all gradually realised as the book group discussion unfolded. Just the sort of thing I love.

Oh, and I love the cover on my edition (pictured) with Bruno Ehrs’ photograph – much more than the more recent edition, which most people had at book group.



Dozens of other bloggers have already read The Earth Hums in B Flat, so there are reviews to read everywhere. Do make sure you head over to Lizzy Siddal’s blog, though, and read a wonderful live chat with Strachan – I just have, and it’s incredibly interesting. If you’ve already read The Earth Hums in B Flat, do tell me what you thought – and let me recommend that you immediately go onto Angela Young’s Speaking of Love. These wonderful novels are from the same stable, both with subtly excellent prose writers at their helm.

Beauty is in the Eye of the Bookholder

Quick post today, since I’m supposedly going to spend the day getting to grips with the conference paper I need to present next week. (Incidentally – anybody going to the Popular Imagination and the Dawn of Modernism conference in London?) So, something shallow and frivolous to make up for that… have you ever bought a book solely, absolutely solely, because of how it looked?

I have.

I was in Eastgate Bookshop in Warwick (which is rather brilliant, by the way) and spotted a little shelf of King Penguins. They’re all beautiful on the outside, and a little drab on the inside. I couldn’t leave behind this:



Am I interested in the English Tradition in Design? Very slightly. Moreso than I am in Ballooning, which is the other King Penguin I toyed with buying. But above all other criteria, couldn’t resist that William Morris-esque cover, to say nothing of the beautiful feel of the book in my hands. So, thanks William Grimmond, who apparently designed the cover based on a design made by Eva Crofts for Donald Brothers, Dundee. 65 years after you created that cover, you indirectly helped me add an entirely unnecessary book to my library.

But, was it not William Morris himself who instructed us to have nothing in our house that we do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful? The same, dear readers, applies to books… doesn’t it?

The Pitts

After having been in Oxford for nearly seven years, today (or, by the time you read this, yesterday) I finally got around to visiting the Pitt-Rivers Museum. Their website describes the collection as being anthropology and world archeology – but it would be as true to describe it as ‘stuff’.



There is a mind-boggling assortment of objects in the collection, which covers one main floor and two galleries above it. They are grouped in categories such as ‘Humans Depicted in Art’ or ‘Treatment of Dead Enemies’ – there are cases devoted solely to zithers; to model canoes; to beads used as currency… and so on and so on. Within these cases everything is jumbled together – objects from all periods and countries. It’s rather overwhelming – and a wonderful, dizzying experience.



There isn’t much description – this isn’t one of those museums which has six panels of writing for every artefact. When information is supplied, often it is delightfully vague, on little handwritten tags which, as often as not, forget to mention anything so quotidian as the century of origin (see above).

Apparently the collection was overhauled a few years ago – actually, I remember it happening. I recall how aghast people were that the disorganisation would have been firmly shaken into organisation, and that the Pitt-Rivers would have lost its charm. They needn’t have worried. It’s great fun to be able to open a discreet little drawer, and find a varied selection of globular flutes tucked away.

Unsurprisingly, I was drawn to the section on the history of writing and writing instruments – including something from 2500 BC. Here’s a quick, slightly blurry snap of about a sixth of what they had on display in this area.



Although I have put off going for many years, and have learnt remarkably little today (except for the amazing coffins which are produced in Ghana – they had a special video about it) I would thoroughly recommend the Pitt-Rivers to any visitor to Oxford – simply because of its ingenious eccentricity. Each artefact in the collection (apparently about half a million) represents hours of human labour – to have them all gathered in one place creates an astonishing miscellany of humans and their infinite variety.

And speaking of eccentricity… I decided to experiment with my baking. These are ginger cupcakes with lime-flavoured icing. I love ginger and I love lime, and thought these flavours might well taste nice together: I think I was right! They certainly aren’t aesthetically up to scratch (they all overflowed the cases, for one thing) but they’re fun – and I think they’ll prove worth trying again!



P.S. it’s Our Vicar’s Wife’s birthday today – wish her a good one!

Live Alone and Like It

I don’t often talk that much about my DPhil research, because most of my time is spent reading books and articles that are either impossible to track down, or too prosaic to recommend. But after reading Marjorie Hillis’ Live Alone and Like It (1936) for my upcoming chapter on childlessness and fantastic creation (oh yes) I thought I’d like to blog about it. But surely it would be too difficult to find? (thought I) So I Googled it, and it turns out that Virago reissued it in 2005 – and there are plenty of copies around, so I feel I can blog about it guiltlessly.

The book is non-fiction, and does what it says on the tin – it’s a guide to the single girl. There were already rather more women than men in the UK before the First World War, but in the 1920s and ’30s there were around two million ‘surplus women’, as they were labelled. The whole history of these women is detailed in Virginia Nicholson’s Singled Out, which I’ve been reading for a while and will talk further about soon. I’m rather annoyed by the tacit assumption in both Nicholson’s book and the contemporary guides that any single man could easily get married – I suspect life could be as difficult for bachelors as for spinsters – but certainly unmarried women proliferated at a rate higher than ever before in living memory.

I’ve read quite a few of these guides – some are maudlin, others are progressive, and everything in between. They agree on very little. The reason I wanted to write about Marjorie Hillis’ Live Alone and Like It is because it is the most accessible for a modern audience. You don’t need to be an unmarried woman in 1936 to find this a fascinating read, and what is more, a funny one. Hillis’ tone is not hectoring or patronising, but quite witty and sensible. Whether or not you’re on the look-out for a spouse, you might chuckle at this piece of advice:

But hobbies are anti-social now; modern men don’t like to be sewn and knitted at; and the mere whisper that a girl collects prints, stamps, tropical fish or African art is, alas, likely to increase her solitude.or this:

Clutter is now as out-of-date as modesty, and for just as good reasons.or, without intending to cast aspersions against any bloggers (and glossing over my uninformed references to Gissing and Braddon yesterday), this:

Most people’s minds are like ponds and need a constantly fresh stream of ideas in order not to get stagnant. The simplest way to accomplish this to is [sic] exchange your ideas (if any), with your friends and acquaintances, cribbing as many as possible from books, plays, and newspaper columns and passing them off as your own. Anyone who does this well is considered a brilliant conversationalist. If you do it extra well, you are a Wit.

There are sections on how to save money, how to furnish a home on a budget, and even what term to use to describe the unmarried woman (the term spinster is ‘becoming rapidly extinct’, apparently). Hillis also cheerfully lists the advantages of living alone, including this rather unlikely one, demonstrating how the times, they have a-changed:

You will be able to eat what, when, and where you please, even dinner served on a tray on the living-room couch – one of the higher forms of enjoyment which the masculine mind has not learned to appreciate.

All in all, there is quite a lot that still comforts or helps the single person – but for the most part Live Alone and Like It is an involving piece of social history, and also amusing in that wry, 1930s, almost Provincial Ladyesque manner. I found it useful for my research too, so that’s a bonus. And I’ll leave Hillis to offer the last piece of advice, as true now as it was in 1936:

For the truth is that if you’re interesting, you’ll have plenty of friends, and if you’re not, you won’t – unless you’re very, very rich.

Red Pottage

Turns out Burns was onto something when he talked about the best laid schemes ganging aft agley – mine ganged aft agley all over the place. I had intended to devote August to reading through some of the Viragos I have piled in various places – and had even picked a modest six or seven to read. And I managed to finish… one. True, I am most of the way through another, but somehow August ran away from me almost entirely Viragoless. Still, the one I did read ended up being pretty brilliant – step forward Red Pottage by Mary Cholmondeley.

I can’t remember who first put me onto Red Pottage (maybe Lyn?) but I do know that for a long time I kept an eye out for it, and snapped it up when I spotted it in the Bookbarn during this rampage.

The novel was published in 1890, and it couldn’t really have been published in any other decade. There are elements of New Woman feminism alongside Lady Audleyesque sensation, and all washed down with wit. There is a certain decadence to the prose which is never over the top, recalling a period where three words could be used where one would have done – because sparseness is not the only approach to literature, and what ‘would have done’ is a paltry second-best to what ‘can be done’. This paragraph, for instance, adds nothing to the plot – but it is a delicious sidetrack which would doubtless have been edited out ten years later.

A kingfisher flashed across the open on his way back to the brook near at hand, fleeing from the still splendour of the sun-fired woods where he was but a courtier, to the little winding world of grey stones and water, where he was a jewelled king.

Virago insist in their blurb that the novel is about Rachel West and Hester Gresley, and ‘explores the ways in which two very different women search for fulfilment in a society bound by convention.’ I can understand how such a synopsis would cohere with Virago’s (admirable) publishing aims, but it does Red Pottage a disservice to summarise it in that manner – for it is really far more complex than that, as well as rather more entertaining.

Preparing for a George Gissing-type melancholy novel (I should mention now that I haven’t read anything by George Gissing – or, indeed, Lady Audley’s Secret, I’m just throwing around these references with no first-hand knowledge whatsoever) I was surprised when Red Pottage opens with neither Rachel nor Hester, but instead Hugh Scarlett. Scarlett is embroiled in an affair with Lady Newhaven, and Lord Newhaven challenges Scarlett to a duel, of a sort. They each take a taper – the one with the shorter taper must kill himself before the end of five months. Told you this was a sensation novel.

Except it is not simply a sensation novel. There’s quite a web running through the interrelations of characters, and it’s not long before we meet newly-rich Rachel West, a sensible and social girl who has endured years of poverty. She, in turn, is friends with Hester Gresley who, after having published an extremely successful novel, is now trying to write her second whilst living with her clergyman brother, his jealous wife, and their energetic children. These eight or so characters compose the principal cast – or at least those that are foremost in my mind a few weeks after finishing the novel.

Although the blurb talks about Hester and Rachel being very different, they seemed almost entirely identical figures to me – progressive, but with a firm sense of morals; artistic; loving. My favourite sections of the novel dealt with Hester and her brother’s family – she writing away whenever she had spare moments, and he unappreciative and unadvanced, while believing himself to be deficient in nothing. Any topic under the sun would be ‘thrashed out’ by him, and his judgement he considered final. As for his sense of humour, Cholmondeley pens a particularly delightful paragraph on the topic:

Why does so deep a gulf separate those who have a sense of humour and those who, having none, are compensated by the conviction that they possess it more abundantly. The crevasse seems to extend far inland to the very heights and water-sheds of character. Those who differ on humour will differ on principles. The Gresleys and the Pratts belonged to that large class of our fellow creatures, who, conscious of a genius for adding to the hilarity of our sad planet, discover an irresistible piquancy in putting a woman’s hat on a man’s head, and in that “verbal romping” which playfully designates a whisky and soda as a gargle, and says “au reservoir” instead of “an revoir.”(Shades of Mapp and Lucia, no?) And yet Cholmondeley is unswervingly fair in her portraits. Red Pottage is no attack on the church – indeed, there is a thread of faith through it which is done honestly and well. Rather, the novel contains (among many other things) an exposure of a certain type of clergyman, who is balanced out by a much more sensitive and sympathetic bishop. Even Rev. James Gresley is not solely a figure to be lambasted – his saving grace is the love he feels towards his children, which in turn is the only sort of love within Hester’s own novel which he does not consider overblown.

The conversations between James and Hester are amongst the chief delights of the novel. Jane Austen would not have spoken slightingly of them – some of the exchanges reminded me, in their linguistic delicacy and exactness, of that wonderful scene between Lady Catherine de Burgh and Elizabeth Bennett. Hester’s dialogue is always carefully inoffensive, and yet subtly demonstrates how far she is from agreeing with her brother’s values and pronouncements. To pick one example out of the air: ‘But from your point of view you were right to speak – as – as you have done. I value the affection that prompted it.’ I shan’t spoil the outcome of the relationship between Hester and her family, but I will mention that it involves one of the most moving deaths I have ever read about – and it is not even the death of a human.

Cholmondeley’s constant fairness can confuse, at times – simply because the more sensational aspects of the novel feel as though they require less complex characters. It would be tempting to view Scarlett as a cad and bounder, and a cowardly one at that, but Cholmondeley makes the reader question these assumptions:

But was he a coward? Men not braver than he have earned the Victoria Cross, have given up their lives freely for others. Hugh had it in him to do as well as any man in hot blood, but not in cold.It would be ridiculous to fault Cholmondeley for creating rounded characters, and I don’t intend to do so – only perhaps occasionally (only occasionally) her plot-lines are not quite so well rounded, and the consequent discord is a little unsettling.

I have done little justice to the overlapping and interweaving storylines of the novel, nor the wry humour which so often made me laugh aloud. Cholmondeley is an excellent observer of human nature, and (which is rarer) a generous one. Her generosity does not preclude laughing at traits and actions, but it does forbid pillory or scapegoating. Red Pottage is a rich, moving, funny, and deeply perceptive novel. I may only have managed to finish one Virago Modern Classic this August – but at least the one I finished turned out to be rather brilliant.

Bank Holiday Photo

All my posts at the moment seem to start by promising that I’ll be returning to regular posts and proper reviews soon – at least this one comes with no false promises. I won’t have time for a post today, since I’m off to Bristol to see Our Vicar, Our Vicar’ Wife, and Colin all in the same place for the first time in 2011. So, instead, I’ll just put up a photo of beautiful Compton Verney, which I visited last Thursday. As Debs commented, when we saw it, it’s a bit like the first time Lizzie sees Pemberley…

Stuck-in-a-Book’s Weekend Miscellany

I’ve been off on trips this week – two to Swindon (yesterday I was there reading letters, rather than diaries – which meant reading lots of different people’s handwriting, rather than just Edith Olivier’s. Anne Sedgwick, whoever you may be, one day I will track you down and MAKE YOU WRITE YOUR Es PROPERLY. Ahem) And my housemate Debs and I also went to Compton Verney to see the Stanley Spencer exhibition, and enjoy the beautiful grounds. More on that next week, for today we need a book, a link, and a blog post.

1.) The blog post – I don’t think I’ve ever had an easier choice to make than this one: Sakura’s review of SiaB favourite Who Was Changed and Who Was Dead by Barbara Comyns. I sent her a copy, because I can be a bit pushy when it comes to my favourite authors – and she has rewarded me with a positive and perceptive review that makes me want to read it all over again. (Take note, Rachel, take note.)

2.) The link – is of a similar ilk, but not from a blog. Here is an essay about Tove Jansson by Matthew Battles in the Barnes and Noble Review, which some kind soul emailed to me… but I can’t right now remember who. Susan? Ruth? Nancy? Thanks, whoever it was!

3.) The book – comes from lovely Folio Society. I am thrilled to be on their review list now, let me tell you, as my first encounter with Folio books was more or less the first time I realised that a book’s beauty could make me gasp. That book – or, indeed, those books – being the Mapp & Lucia series, which I eventually managed to secure for myself. But the one I’m mentioning today is Camus’ The Outsider (English translation, obv.) introduced by Damon Galgut and illustrated by Matthew Richardson. They gave me a choice of three, and this is one I’ve been intending to read for ages. I feel a bit as though everyone else has read it first, so I daresay you can tell me about it, no?

Happy weekend everyone – although, while I’ve been writing this, it has started raining here. I had intended to go to the park with a book… hmm.

A day in the archives



Today I had probably the most exciting day of my DPhil research so far – and, bear in mind when you read the rest of this post, I’m not being sarcastic. When I tell you that I was off on a research trip to Wiltshire & Swindon Record Office (rather than other research destinations I’ve heard of friends visiting – New York, Paris etc.) you might think that I’m rather overstating the case. But, in all honesty, today was one of those days that makes me realise that I’m not the world’s least suited person to be doing a doctorate. For today I got my hands on Edith Olivier’s papers.

I started off going to Chippenham Train Station – from which the record office is about three minutes’ walk. I wondered why the website said it was ten minutes away, until I saw the average age of the people using the archives reading room – quite a few over 70s researching their families and, in the case of the lady behind me, the history of her house. An archives reading room, incidentally, is a great place for eavesdropping. Just so you know.

Back to Edith Olivier. An easy way to write original work is to choose a topic not many people care about. Scholars have not fought over who gets to look at Olivier’s diaries and letters – although a sort of biography/selected letters was written by Penelope Middelboe, picking most of the choicest bits. But I still had a wonderful time working out Olivier’s handwriting (she does the most peculiar things with ‘p’s and capital ‘A’s) and slowly reading her diaries. A couple of eureka moments – when I found that she had attended a party with Sylvia Townsend Warner, for instance, or her thoughts on To The Lighthouse (‘far too highbrow for me as a whole. She demands too much of the reader – who has to make his own unity.’) I snapped away with my new camera – I mentioned in the comments the other day that I opted for a blue Canon PowerShot A3200 in the end; thanks again for all your advice. I signed something saying I wouldn’t publish the photographs I took, sadly, but I have included a tiny snippet of the page on which Olivier records that Martin Secker had accepted The Love-Child (her first novel) for publication: ‘A Great Day’.



I’ll be going back on Friday, since I only read one folder of publishers’ letters and three months’ worth of diary (out of about forty years… hmm) and I want to take a moment to say thank you to all the staff at the Wiltshire and Swindon History Centre. As most of you know, I work for the Bodleian. Whenever people tell me “This is my first time” my heart melts a bit, and I go out of my way to help them – and so I trotted out this line to everyone I encountered. I troubled four separate people, from receptionist to help desk to archivist – and they were unfailingly helpful and incredibly friendly. I was so impressed – not a smidgen of grumpiness with my ignorance and helplessness! There’s not much of a chance that they’ll spot this post – but if any of you do, thank you so much!